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Blanket Scenario (A)
by Seta Soujirou



*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Houji
As the speaker for Shishio-sama and the Juppon Gatana, I demand all of you to stop fighting! Being the sanest person among you (which doesn't say very much,) I think it would be logical if we can all figure out how we got here first!
Aoshi
From what I investigated as the leader of the Oniwa Banshuu, it was all Seta's fault because he decided to stick all of us in a blizzard so he can write about the "blank scenario."
Soujirou
Anou... it's not completely my fault... I didn't come up with this idea... ^_^
Houji
...... So while we are all freezing and fighting over the only blanket, I believe it should go to Shishio-sama...
*everyone glares at Shisho*

Shishio
Uh... eh... No, someone else can take it, my body heat will be sufficient to keep me warm enough. (I'm afraid all of you will gang up and attack me otherwise...)
Yumi
Aoshi-sama!!!
Aoshi
...
Yumi
Aoshi-sama will keep me warm with that nice big trench coat, right?
Aoshi
Get away from me, WOMAN!
Misao
Yeah, he's MY Aoshi-sama, MY blanket!
Aoshi
Whatever, just don't drool on me again.
Yumi
Fine! Shishio! Get over here and be my heater! *strangle*
Shishio
Euh~~~ Please let go of my neck~~~ Help me! Soujirou!!
Houji
You fools! While you were busy arguing, battousai just took the only blanket!
*everyone glares at Kenshin*

Kenshin
Oro? But Kaoru-dono is the weakest one here, she should get the blanket.
*Enishi grabs blanket*

Kaoru
AHHHHHH!
Kenshin
Kaoru-dono! Are you alright?
Enishi
Ahahaha, battousai, my jinchuu is complete! now that Kamiya Kaoru will freeze to death without a blanket! Ahahahah, the blanket is mine!
Yumi
Hey, I wanted that! Shishio is such a failure as a heater.
Enishi
Nee-san, nee-san... Why aren't you smiling? Nee-san?
Tomoe
Because I'm freezing and you took the blanket.
Yumi
Yo, Shishio, I want that blanket!
Enishi
...
*Enishi finally hands Tomoe the blanket*

Tomoe
That's my sweet ototo. *smile*
Yumi
I still want that blanket, oi Shishio, go get that blanket for me!
Shishio
Why are you ordering me around? You are my geisha... I am your Shishio-sama... *get strangled*
Yumi
Just go!
Shishio
~~~ Soujirou, you go get that blanket for Yumi~~~
Yumi
Yeah, go boy, it's all your fault anyway!
Houji
I just want to get out of here!
Aoshi
...
Kenshin
Soujirou, if you plan to attack Tomoe-dono for the blanket, I shall be forced to defeat you again with my Ama Kakeru Ryuno Hirameki!
Soujirou
... ^_^
Yumi
Boy, what are you waiting for?
Soujirou
*point* Look, Himura-san, Kaoru-san is getting jealous that you are protecting Tomoe-san!
Kaoru
Yeah, how come you didn't try to protect me when Enishi took the blanket?
*Kenshin turns around, meanwhile Soujirou grabs blanket*

Tomoe
Kenshin-san, that was the second time you failed to protect me. T_T
Enishi
Nee-san, who needs that battousai anyway? I'll protect you, Soujirou, hand over the blanket! *grab one corner*
Yumi
Give me the blanket, boy! *grab second corner*
Kenshin
No, the only blanket here should be used to protect the weak! *grab third corner*
Aoshi
No, I will claim the blanket, battousai, to prove that I am the strongest! *grab last corner*
All
The blanket is mine!!!
Soujirou
*in the middle* Anou...
*tear blanket into shreds*

Soujirou
*drop whatever piece he was holding* Oh well, there goes the blanket scenario... I guess then I'll be leaving, ja ne ^_^ *shukuchi's out of there* I can't help it if I'm such a genius who can use shukuchi even in the snow...
*the rest of the Kenshin Gumi who does not have this amazing talent is still trapped in the cabin, and due to their destruction of the only blanket, they freeze for the rest of the night...*
Soujirou
The en... Uh~~~ Don't choke me~~~
*Soujirou gets choked by all members of the Kenshin Gumi*

Soujirou
Alright, alright...
*all the Kenshin Gumi somehow mysteriously gets home safely and because of the blizzard, school was closed for three days afterwards...*
Soujirou
Happy now?
All
Yeah, that's more like it.
Soujirou
Then, that's all folks... The end.
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