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*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Houji
- As the speaker for Shishio-sama and the Juppon Gatana, I demand all of you to stop fighting! Being the sanest person among you (which doesn't say very much,) I think it would be logical if we can all figure out how we got here first!
- Aoshi
- From what I investigated as the leader of the Oniwa Banshuu, it was all Seta's fault because he decided to stick all of us in a blizzard so he can write about the "blank scenario."
- Soujirou
- Anou... it's not completely my fault... I didn't come up with this idea... ^_^
- Houji
- ...... So while we are all freezing and fighting over the only blanket, I believe it should go to Shishio-sama...
*everyone glares at Shisho*
- Shishio
- Uh... eh... No, someone else can take it, my body heat will be sufficient to keep me warm enough. (I'm afraid all of you will gang up and attack me otherwise...)
- Yumi
- Aoshi-sama!!!
- Aoshi
- ...
- Yumi
- Aoshi-sama will keep me warm with that nice big trench coat, right?
- Aoshi
- Get away from me, WOMAN!
- Misao
- Yeah, he's MY Aoshi-sama, MY blanket!
- Aoshi
- Whatever, just don't drool on me again.
- Yumi
- Fine! Shishio! Get over here and be my heater! *strangle*
- Shishio
- Euh~~~ Please let go of my neck~~~ Help me! Soujirou!!
- Houji
- You fools! While you were busy arguing, battousai just took the only blanket!
*everyone glares at Kenshin*
- Kenshin
- Oro? But Kaoru-dono is the weakest one here, she should get the blanket.
*Enishi grabs blanket*
- Kaoru
- AHHHHHH!
- Kenshin
- Kaoru-dono! Are you alright?
- Enishi
- Ahahaha, battousai, my jinchuu is complete! now that Kamiya Kaoru will freeze to death without a blanket! Ahahahah, the blanket is mine!
- Yumi
- Hey, I wanted that! Shishio is such a failure as a heater.
- Enishi
- Nee-san, nee-san... Why aren't you smiling? Nee-san?
- Tomoe
- Because I'm freezing and you took the blanket.
- Yumi
- Yo, Shishio, I want that blanket!
- Enishi
- ...
*Enishi finally hands Tomoe the blanket*
- Tomoe
- That's my sweet ototo. *smile*
- Yumi
- I still want that blanket, oi Shishio, go get that blanket for me!
- Shishio
- Why are you ordering me around? You are my geisha... I am your Shishio-sama... *get strangled*
- Yumi
- Just go!
- Shishio
- ~~~ Soujirou, you go get that blanket for Yumi~~~
- Yumi
- Yeah, go boy, it's all your fault anyway!
- Houji
- I just want to get out of here!
- Aoshi
- ...
- Kenshin
- Soujirou, if you plan to attack Tomoe-dono for the blanket, I shall be forced to defeat you again with my Ama Kakeru Ryuno Hirameki!
- Soujirou
- ... ^_^
- Yumi
- Boy, what are you waiting for?
- Soujirou
- *point* Look, Himura-san, Kaoru-san is getting jealous that you are protecting Tomoe-san!
- Kaoru
- Yeah, how come you didn't try to protect me when Enishi took the blanket?
*Kenshin turns around, meanwhile Soujirou grabs blanket*
- Tomoe
- Kenshin-san, that was the second time you failed to protect me. T_T
- Enishi
- Nee-san, who needs that battousai anyway? I'll protect you, Soujirou, hand over the blanket! *grab one corner*
- Yumi
- Give me the blanket, boy! *grab second corner*
- Kenshin
- No, the only blanket here should be used to protect the weak! *grab third corner*
- Aoshi
- No, I will claim the blanket, battousai, to prove that I am the strongest! *grab last corner*
- All
- The blanket is mine!!!
- Soujirou
- *in the middle* Anou...
*tear blanket into shreds*
- Soujirou
- *drop whatever piece he was holding* Oh well, there goes the blanket scenario... I guess then I'll be leaving, ja ne ^_^ *shukuchi's out of there* I can't help it if I'm such a genius who can use shukuchi even in the snow...
*the rest of the Kenshin Gumi who does not have this amazing talent is still trapped in the cabin, and due to their destruction of the only blanket, they freeze for the rest of the night...*
- Soujirou
- The en... Uh~~~ Don't choke me~~~
*Soujirou gets choked by all members of the Kenshin Gumi*
- Soujirou
- Alright, alright...
*all the Kenshin Gumi somehow mysteriously gets home safely and because of the blizzard, school was closed for three days afterwards...*
- Soujirou
- Happy now?
- All
- Yeah, that's more like it.
- Soujirou
- Then, that's all folks... The end.
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