mm: The problem lies in the different labels (names) on different things. In reality, there's no such a thing as a thing. But for communication purposes, we name "things".
Q: No, in my question, 'Which came first, the chicken or the egg?' Chicken came first!
mm: Yup that's a good one.
There are a lot of smart asses around. But really there are no dumb asses around: they all fart and make loud noices.