Depending upon your behavior, spectacle power, facial expression and opinion of Andaz Apna Apna, you could be classified into any or all of the following categories in IIT. IITians display a natural flair for categorization, and more often than not, the tag sticks.
Bum - Recognized by the position of the nose (perpetually in the air). This snooty little fellow thinks he's the cat's whiskers because he has just read a major treatise on physics, such as Newton's biography. Can tell you Newton's hair color, but not about gravity.
Fartoo - Recognized by the smell of rotten and recycled p.j.'s that emanates from every pore of his being. People love to hate him, but he loves it all. They play an important role in giving people football practice.
Duh - (Non existent category, introduced for brevity) Reader of deep books (such as Enid Blyton). Lover of 'Tinkle', and hopes to persuade the Lit. Secy to get 'Illustrated Weekly'. Hasn't touched Hardy Boys as Frank and Joe have girlfriends and that is so ganda. Thinks MAD is intellectual. Likes to talk Americanese.
NBDu - Perpetually tense for the obscurest of reasons, especially Physics lab experiment marks.
Huggoo - Mugs, and does badly.
General Stud (G.S.) - He-who-cracks-without-mugging-or-looks- like-he-never-mugs. Also known as Rahul Shah or Shah-stud or Arvind Sankar, especially if of a tapori disposition. Must also be good at music, singing, dancing, and must NOT possess a moustache (essential prerequisite). He epitomizes the great IITian dream. May have a girlfriend from H-11 or St. Xavier's or equivalent institution. Ends up in Cornell, M.I.T., Stanford, or equivalent institution (such as a sanatorium)
Stud - Watered-down version of a G.S. Sings when junta lets him. Boozes, but refuses to believe that he gets inebriated.
R.G. Stud - At the top because of a single minded desire to keep others down.
Muggoo - Mugs a lot, but turns in average performances.
Bihari - Very strong thing to say to a guy. Implies presence of a moustache (even if clean shaven), and that he is a fan of Laloo Prasad Yadav. Also implies that he considers a moustache to be the sign of his masculinity, if he possesses one. Also expects a 6 lakh dowry as he is an IITian. Cheap character!
Gulti - You thought Bihari was an insult? Oy, are you in trouble if you use this one. Implies political affiliation with N.T.R. (and intention of marriage to the ultimate Gult sex symbol - Laxmi Parvathi (you thought Meghna Reddy, didn't you?)) Not used by mutual agreement because of its depth in meaning, which is self explanatory.
Bong - From the land of rasogolla. Looks, walks, and talks like a rasogolla with duck's feet. May or may not wear round, black colored spectacles. Calls himself 'Bong'.... 'James Bong', that is.
Ghat - Speaks guttaral ghat all the while. Darling of all the lab sideys. Believes in the 'ideals' of Bal Thackrey. Finds Aankhen the best movie ever made in the history of Indian cinema, only closely rivalled by Dada Kondke's last creation. Wears half broken rubber chappals.