Quote of the Week

Duckbills kill me! I know it is weird but anytime
I see somebody wearing one it cracks me up.
-Johnnay

Me: "You know Patrick Stewart? He's on the can."
Jon: "How long has he been in there?!" "Does Kurt Russell have a band?"
-Rachel, in response to the Kurt Russell Project
"My *ss got up at 4 in the morning and hoed."
-John Hawkins "Oh Taco Casa...how you amuse me."
-Dennis
"It's like the ooo-oooh. It's the scary music. It's scary. It's kinda tribal. It's scary to me. It's like...whoa."
-Rachel "Tonight I came across this book as I was neatening up that just crystallized the absurd in the craft store, entitled "Knitting on the Road: Sock Patterns for the Traveling Knitter." There�s just no need for that. How different can knitting on the road be from knitting in a sitting position anywhere else?"
-Ashley "Momma" Turner
"You are what you love, not what loves you."
-from the film Adaptation "That's what I am. That's what I do. A nomad."
-Lisa
"It's a holiday story!"
-Me "If ignorance is bliss, he must be happy."
-Brian
"Moooo..." "Grandaddy?"
-Kari (& Mooing Stranger) "I have to be passionately committed, all or nothing, and for me, that's films."
-Kathryn Bigelow
"Does this elevator go straight to Hell or do I switch in the lobby?"
-Richard from Caroline in the City "I like bald women. I dig it."
-Daniel Mac
"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."
-Maya Angelou "I'm a perfect gentleman in theory."
-Geo
"And I ran cross country...which is like running to hell shaking satan's hand and coming back."
-George S. "You can't go wrong with curds."
-The Georgemeister
"Oh my. You go."
-Mr. Lowly" "I got this club sandwich that had that raunchy raw bacon. Ugh, a club is not a club without the crunchiness of bacon. Yes, that club sandwhich was hurtin."
-Mr. Lowly
"Sounds like your procrastinating your ceasement of procrastination."
-Brandon Baer "I ripped it from my flesh."
-Daniel "Charleton" McCormick
"May a man not tap his foot upon a chair without being harassed with a myriad of questions?"
-Daniel McCormick (aka D-Mac) "Nothin' says 'I'm keepin' my pants up here' like suspenders."
-Mary G.
"I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night."
-Vincent Van Gogh "I saw some french people yesterday and I swear they were saying "UH HAAWWWW, UUHHHH HAWWWW HAWWWWW."
-Mr. Philip Lowly
"Everyone feels inadequate. I feel inadequate every day of my life. But that doesn't mean sometimes when you doubt yourself that you're all these horrible things. Just trying at all is better than some people."
-Mary G. "...Probably because you're snorting like bulls and talking like yoda."
-Mary G.
"The records that you keep with you are the ones your life has stuck to. I think your favorite records are like your own tape recordings of the things that happened alongside them."
-Thom Yorke of Radiohead "...Our best intentions and finely tuned plans are often just f*ck-ups waiting to happen."
-David Fricke, writer for Rolling Stone
"Jump out of bed as soon as you hear the alarm clock!! You may also find it useful spending five minutes each morning saying to yourself: 'Every day in every way I am getting better and better.' Perhaps it is a good idea to start a new day with the right frame of mind."
-Radiohead "I'll be thinking about you as I'm selling bras and underwear to the town of Morgan Hill tomorrow."
-Mary G.
"Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me, I will turn to see fear's path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
-Frank Herbert, from the novel Dune "Under my mattress I keep boxes of beautiful dreams and late at night when no one's in sight they come out and whisper to me."
-Evan Bivins
"...I AM A DUDE!!!!"
-Chris Jones "Someone should take that mullet wig away from Jonny. He gets scary."
-Matt Biv of J,LC
"...I'm a little tired and possibly delirious."
-Lindsay Carter "Dreams that never come true are just wasted time."
-Lindsay Carter

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Me: "You know Patrick Stewart? He's on the can." Jon: "How long has he been in there?!"	"Does Kurt Russell have a band?" -Rachel, in response to the Kurt Russell Project
"My *ss got up at 4 in the morning and hoed." -John Hawkins	"Oh Taco Casa...how you amuse me." -Dennis
"It's like the ooo-oooh. It's the scary music. It's scary. It's kinda tribal. It's scary to me. It's like...whoa." -Rachel	"Tonight I came across this book as I was neatening up that just crystallized the absurd in the craft store, entitled "Knitting on the Road: Sock Patterns for the Traveling Knitter." There�s just no need for that. How different can knitting on the road be from knitting in a sitting position anywhere else?" -Ashley "Momma" Turner
"You are what you love, not what loves you." -from the film Adaptation	"That's what I am. That's what I do. A nomad." -Lisa
"It's a holiday story!" -Me	"If ignorance is bliss, he must be happy." -Brian
"Moooo..." "Grandaddy?" -Kari (& Mooing Stranger)	"I have to be passionately committed, all or nothing, and for me, that's films." -Kathryn Bigelow
"Does this elevator go straight to Hell or do I switch in the lobby?" -Richard from Caroline in the City	"I like bald women. I dig it." -Daniel Mac
"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." -Maya Angelou	"I'm a perfect gentleman in theory." -Geo
"And I ran cross country...which is like running to hell shaking satan's hand and coming back." -George S.	"You can't go wrong with curds." -The Georgemeister
"Oh my. You go." -Mr. Lowly"	"I got this club sandwich that had that raunchy raw bacon. Ugh, a club is not a club without the crunchiness of bacon. Yes, that club sandwhich was hurtin." -Mr. Lowly
"Sounds like your procrastinating your ceasement of procrastination." -Brandon Baer	"I ripped it from my flesh." -Daniel "Charleton" McCormick
"May a man not tap his foot upon a chair without being harassed with a myriad of questions?" -Daniel McCormick (aka D-Mac)	"Nothin' says 'I'm keepin' my pants up here' like suspenders." -Mary G.
"I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night." -Vincent Van Gogh	"I saw some french people yesterday and I swear they were saying "UH HAAWWWW, UUHHHH HAWWWW HAWWWWW." -Mr. Philip Lowly
"Everyone feels inadequate. I feel inadequate every day of my life. But that doesn't mean sometimes when you doubt yourself that you're all these horrible things. Just trying at all is better than some people." -Mary G.	"...Probably because you're snorting like bulls and talking like yoda." -Mary G.
"The records that you keep with you are the ones your life has stuck to. I think your favorite records are like your own tape recordings of the things that happened alongside them." -Thom Yorke of Radiohead	"...Our best intentions and finely tuned plans are often just f*ck-ups waiting to happen." -David Fricke, writer for Rolling Stone
"Jump out of bed as soon as you hear the alarm clock!! You may also find it useful spending five minutes each morning saying to yourself: 'Every day in every way I am getting better and better.' Perhaps it is a good idea to start a new day with the right frame of mind." -Radiohead	"I'll be thinking about you as I'm selling bras and underwear to the town of Morgan Hill tomorrow." -Mary G.
"Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me, I will turn to see fear's path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain." -Frank Herbert, from the novel Dune	"Under my mattress I keep boxes of beautiful dreams and late at night when no one's in sight they come out and whisper to me." -Evan Bivins
"...I AM A DUDE!!!!" -Chris Jones	"Someone should take that mullet wig away from Jonny. He gets scary." -Matt Biv of J,LC
"...I'm a little tired and possibly delirious." -Lindsay Carter	"Dreams that never come true are just wasted time." -Lindsay Carter