These are quotes that my friends have said, or have just given me over time.

"I think it's broken, nope, just rug burn." -Ashley Ginter
"He who sits on the floor has the biggest seat." -Shane Shennan
"It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye, then it's freakin funny." -Jay
"Now your old, let's have some fun. Grow some mold on a hot dog bun." -Me
"From what you've said, I envision a 10ft tall, mountain cat wrestler/trucker/biker who can tear VW's in half with his bare hands." -Shane, describing my dad.
"It's been real. And it's been fun. But it hasn't been real fun."-Ryan
"I forgot to think."-Andrew Armstrong
"I am the ghetto fabulous valedictorian of Capernwray."-Paul Wamble
"You know what pimples are the result of? Sin."-Libbey Harris
"Can I borrow your shirt?"-Matt Johnson
"My hair's not wash and wear, it's wash and scare."-Nicole Miller
"My girlfriend's name is Death."-Aaron
"Oww, you hit me in the eye with your toothbrush."-Darle
"You're on crack. Butt crack. *sniff, sniff*." -Me and Kelly
"'This car's got balls.' 'Yeah, she's got guts.'"-Me and Darle
"There are 3 kinds of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't."-Ian Gordon
"Why is abbreviated such a long word?"-Ian Gordon
"What do people in China call their good plates?"-Ian Gordon
"Give me a w for herb." -Aaron
"Uh oh hot dog."-Kelly and I
"I wanna take up modeling like your dad."-Shane
"April was wearing a thong and I thought of you."-Mikey