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Hey! I am not a lumberjack, or a furtrader.
I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled,
And I don't know Jimmy, Suzy or Sally from Canada
Although I am certain they are really, really nice.

I have a prime minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American
I pronuce it "about" not "a boot".
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
And that the beaver is a truly pround and noble animal.

A touque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And "z" is pronounced "zed" not "zee", "zed!"
Canada is the second largest land mass,
The first nation of hockeyh and
THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!!
My name is "Joe" and "I AM CANADIAN!!"
Thank you.