If u dress nicely She says"mujhay impress karna chata hai"
If u dont She says "tasteless he yaar"

If u argue with him She says"ziddi he"
If u sit quietly She says"dumb hai"

If u act smarter She'll lose his brain as u r insulting him
If She acts smarter She think its his right

If u dont love him She says"is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkion k saath chakar he"
If u love him She says"peechay hi par gaya hai"

If u r skinny She says "u shud hv appropriate mass at appropriate places"
If u r healthy She says "u shud b smart"

If u dont tell him ur prob She says" ur not honest to me"
If u do tell to him She says "ur a problem child"

If u break a promise She says "he does not trust u any more"
If he breaks She says "jan mein majbour thi"

If u smoke She says "u are a bad boy"
If She smokes She says "i m a modern girl"

If u do good in exams She says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks"
If She gets goods mark She says"" its my brain"

If u hurt him She says "u r cruel & dont care of my feelings"
If She hurts you She replies" u r not understanding"