This page is dedicated to ...
All those on www.Bharat-Rakshak.com, the consortium of Indian militray sites
Alok Mishra, the original puki hater. Alu as me & my buds know him has taught me all that I know to hate pukes.

For the benefit of our non-hindi speaking visitors, I've put in english sub-titles... dhanvaad bole bey, foriegn chutiye!!

So, here it is...

O' come.. suno suno..
Ek paad di gaatha suno...
When it came from Pukistan di Guru...

The story so far... It's Pukistan Day 2000 and all the head honchos have gathered around to review The State of Hysteria's Armed forces...Taking the salute are General Mushy and Puki president (the wannabe mullah). The President had eaten way too many khiri-kababs for dinner, and now his belly is going through a major metabolical upheaval... which has a verrry interesting effect on the military parade!

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(1) Damn, I shudnt have eaten all those kababs..gotta fart...o' yeh !        (2) Who farted?You ?  - Me??? No, Sir.. no no!
 

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(3) Yeeech! The old dude leggo some serious gas!            (4) Sir... did you...uhh... fart?
 

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(5) "India is attacking us!" , "It's the ghost of Nawaz Shariff!" , "Kebab Fart Alert!"
 

Heh heh! Hope y'all enjoyed it az much az I enjoyed making it!Whenever u up against a puki, use the KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid) concept... just beat him up! ... However, if it's her,... an attractive her ... hmmmm ... let me get back to u on that! All said and done... let's hope that our neighbours come to their senses and we can live in peace. If not, to quote our good General Paddy If there's war, jolly good! If there's not, we'll survive...

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