DjDcDonXtacy: i got bit in the fucking ass
Spyyder26: no way
DjDcDonXtacy: dam dog
Spyyder26: lol
Spyyder26: r u fuckin serious?
DjDcDonXtacy: i was just walking along cuzi thought it was nice night
DjDcDonXtacy: o yea
DjDcDonXtacy: and i herd like a dog barking
DjDcDonXtacy: i look to the house and i am like aha sucker stuck behind that fence
DjDcDonXtacy: so i am like RUFF RUFF
DjDcDonXtacy: and i continue walking
DjDcDonXtacy: then i herd something but was like w/e
DjDcDonXtacy: next thing i herd was the dog
DjDcDonXtacy: and i was like
DjDcDonXtacy: SHIT
DjDcDonXtacy: it was running
DjDcDonXtacy: jumped over the fence apparently
DjDcDonXtacy: so i started running my ass off
DjDcDonXtacy: but likei said it ddin't go completly through
DjDcDonXtacy: dam bastred got a bit of a chop and then i took my pants off and ran
Spyyder26: oh man that fuckin sucks
DjDcDonXtacy: i was laughing when i got back home cuz i was running with my boxers on all the way home
DjDcDonXtacy: through sepulveda
DjDcDonXtacy: lol
Spyyder26: LOL
DjDcDonXtacy: err washington
Spyyder26: oh man thats classic
DjDcDonXtacy: it hurts like a btich
DjDcDonXtacy: i think ama just go to sleep on the chair
DjDcDonXtacy: i can't get up
Spyyder26: do u have like a cut on ur ass?
DjDcDonXtacy: i hope that crazy thing didn't have whatca ma call it
Spyyder26: rabies
DjDcDonXtacy: its like 4 holes or something
DjDcDonXtacy: well no tholes
DjDcDonXtacy: lol
DjDcDonXtacy: 1 hole to b exact
DjDcDonXtacy: it kinda looks like a cat slashed me or something
Spyyder26: wow, thats one hell of a night
DjDcDonXtacy: like if i was to just stick my ass out in front of a cat
Spyyder26: oh man, sorry to hear about ur ass
DjDcDonXtacy: i'd like to give that dog some of these
DjDcDonXtacy: (stabbing motion)
DjDcDonXtacy: ha HA
DjDcDonXtacy: o well am happy i got away
DjDcDonXtacy: n even more happy that i didn't pee
Spyyder26: oh man, if i were u id go knock that dog out
DjDcDonXtacy: i still kept some dignity
DjDcDonXtacy: i hope someone runs it over
DjDcDonXtacy: or i could just go take the car now n run it over
DjDcDonXtacy: but no can't get up
Spyyder26: oh man, ur tough
Spyyder26: id b like in the bathroom right now crying like a little gir
Spyyder26: l
DjDcDonXtacy: man i hate dogs thats the last time i mess around with a dog at midnight
Spyyder26: well u did have it coming after that woof woof remark
DjDcDonXtacy: i guess...
DjDcDonXtacy: but it was a compliment
DjDcDonXtacy: like
DjDcDonXtacy: woof woof thats a woofin nice ass
Spyyder26: lol
DjDcDonXtacy: i don't think ama tell my parents
DjDcDonXtacy: they're gonna make me go to doctor and put alcohol and worst of all try to look at my ass
DjDcDonXtacy: i ahve 2 much dignity for that now
DjDcDonXtacy: specially those homosexual doctors
Spyyder26: "bend down little boy"
DjDcDonXtacy: and the nurses at kaiser arn't exactl fine either
Spyyder26: i kno wut u mean, once a nurse stuck her pinky up my ass
DjDcDonXtacy: guhhhh....
Spyyder26: i kno
DjDcDonXtacy: they got perverted minds
Spyyder26: and i went in cuz i was throwing up
DjDcDonXtacy: the hell did they think they were gonna find if they went there?
Spyyder26: i really dont kno
DjDcDonXtacy: and they went to college for that?
Spyyder26: last time i checked, i dont throw up thru my ass
DjDcDonXtacy: last time i checked it doesn't take a college education to figure that out
DjDcDonXtacy: i can't believe they get paid for that
Spyyder26: ya its bull
Spyyder26: and they get paid real nice too
DjDcDonXtacy: yep, for sticking their fingers up ppls asses
DjDcDonXtacy: as for the doctor am like, u like bannana's? how bout them bannana's?
Spyyder26: woooo
Spyyder26: FACE
DjDcDonXtacy: lol
DjDcDonXtacy: alright ama get some rest don't wanna lev on wensday looking like igot a stick up my ass
Spyyder26: alright
Spyyder26: btw
Spyyder26: do u mind if i post this convo?
DjDcDonXtacy: nah
DjDcDonXtacy: i was gonna do it 2 lol
DjDcDonXtacy: but the whole characters shit
Spyyder26: leave it to me, everyone will kno this incident soon enuff
DjDcDonXtacy: lol
DjDcDonXtacy: late
Spyyder26: l8r
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