BS-
Bimbo Silk (same as NS)
Closet Stalker-
anyone who's a Stalker, but doesn't really admit it (and we know you guys are out there!!)
CS-
Classic Silk (Rita and Chris Silk)
C&R-
Classic Silk Stars Chris and Rita
Dynamic Duo-
The original Silk team, Chris and Rita
MK-
Mitzi Kapture (Rita)
NS-
New Silk (Tom and Cassy Silk)
Silk-a-holic-
A 'Stalker'
Silk-
Pet name for 'Silk Stalkings' among fans.
SS-
Silk Stalkings
'Stalker'-
Silk Stalkings fan
T&A-
Silk's more risque elements
T&C-
Tom and Cassy (New Silk Team)
TPTB-
The Powers That Be (the executives at USA network)
A glossary of simply unique words and phrases from Silk Stalkings (A testament to the imaginative writers on Silk. Kudos!)
Bullpen-
police station (see also Tournament Headquarters)
Bunker shot-
a silk stalking (Rita's term)
Chop Shop -
The morgue
Clubhouses-
People's homes
Do the dutch -
Inhale carbon monoxide
Floater -
Corpse in the water.
FBI -
Hutch called them Fumble, bumble and incompetent
Flashing Mr. Happy-
Streaking
Full organ recital -
Full body autopsy
GOLF-
The act of procreation-except most 'golfers' don't have procreation on their minds! (AKA Bedroom golf, indoor golf)
Guest of Honor-
Usu. a dead body needing to be escorted to the morgue.
Golfer-
"player", someone who golfs a lot.
Opening-
Autopsy.
PBPD-
Palm Beach Police Department (Florida).
Player-
Golfer
The 'pump blew and the hump flew'-
A severe myocardial infarction.
Raincoats-
condoms (Thanks Lisa!)
Sam-
what Chris calls Rita, what Rita calls Chris. (A tribute to Slammin' Sammy Snead-"greatest golfer who ever lived!")
Silk Stalking-
High society crimes of passion murders, bunker shots.
Tournament headquarters-
PBPD, "where all the bad golfers get disqualified."
The Y (The Why)-
The morgue.
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