"They were bad little boysss..." said the tso. "Bad little boyss who went to Ssylvania insstead of going to sschool. They acted like assses, so assses they became."

Somewhere in the gate-town of Sylvania is a hidden amusement park run entirely by petitioners, the ghosts of carnival barkers and kidnappers who exist here for the sole purpose of balancing the city's bias toward chaos and good. They lure young rulebreakers and troublemakers, those who commit the sin of having fun. They lure them in and transform them into beasts and sell them to slavers. Thus, the balance is maintained, and Sylvania remains firmly in the Outlands.