Can't Hardly Wait is filled with millions of hilarious quotes that I am guilty of using in everyday life. About 3 years ago I was first introduced to this movie and I have been in love ever since. Some of these quotes might be slightly off but its no big deal. As you may notice, most of these are either from Kenny Fisher or William and the Xphiles. Just for your amusement (and my own as well)
*Yo I gotta have sex tonite!*
*92% of women at UCLA are sexually active. 92% of women at UCLA walkin around goin 'class or sex... what shall i do?' 92% yo! You know what that means, dont you? That means I have a 92% chance of embarassing myself when I roll up on that shoulda....*
*NOBODY DRINK THE BEER!! THE BEER HAS GONE BAD!*
*Do you think there will be any girls there?* *Are you kidding me? Some people might even be having sex tonight!*
*But William! You could get drunk!* *You could get... addicted*
*I gots to give all the women an equal opportunity to SpEcIaL K!*
*You better watch yourself white boy!*
*Cheeze it! The Po-po!*
*I mean I was totally remebering the time....*
*From this light, you somewhat resemble David Duchovney*
*So let me get this straight. Preston is kinda tall, has hair, and wears t-shirts sometimes...*
*Oh yeah! Aman-duhhhh... Who's gonna want you now?*
*Fine, I told John Keisman to write 'Denise Flemming is a tampon' on your locker but I swear I felt really bad afterward* *Yeah well thats okay because I told Dianna Yellon that you were a dandropheliac.* *Wait, what is that?* *It's someone that has sex with trees*
*Mike Dexter is an asshole... ASSHOLE!!!*
*GOD you're a hottie! Can I see you naked?*
*Oh you loved the New Kids* *Oh the acid washed jeans!* *With the built in rips. You had a pair of those. Yes, you were a fashion victim from the womb* *Yeah, yeah but I've gotten better since then* *Yeah if you need to fit a family of five in your pants.* *Hey these pants are cool* *Okay, but the goggles* *Everybody's wearing these... okay now my turn. The shoes... the shoes! Do they serve an orthopedic function?* *What about yours? Is there a mission to the moon later?*
