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| DURING THE YEAR 2005, A REVOLUTION HAPPENED. THE POOR, DEPRIVED DRINKING CLASS WAS TIRED OF DRINKING BEER THAT LOOKED AND TASTED LIKE THE MOST FAMOUS YELLOW LIQUID. THE MASSES REALIZED THAT HAVING A GOOD TIME DID NOT ONLY MEAN DRINKING A LOT, BUT ALSO DRINKING SOMETHING THAT HAD A GREAT TASTE. THE MASSES COALESCED AND DID SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL- THEY CHANGED THE WAY THEY DRANK. NOW, MANY PEOPLE ARE HAPPY THAT ONE BEER COMPANY HELPED LEAD PEOPLE TO GREAT TASTE, AND AWAY FROM THE TYRANNY AND PROPOGANDA OF INFERIOR BEER. |
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| WHAT IS A BREWIST? -YOU MAY BE FAMILIAR WITH THE TERM "BREWER," BUT YOU MAY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THE WORD "BREWIST." THERE IS A SLIGHT BUT DISTINCT DIFFERENCE. A BREWER IS SOMEBODY WHO CRANKS OUT MILLIONS OF GALLONS OF BEER A DAY (THIS MAY SEEM AWESOME). A BREWIST, HOWEVER, IS NOT CONCERNED ABOUT QUANTITY, BUT DELICOUSNESS. A BEER THAT GOES DOWN BETTER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL A LOT HAPPIER AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF CELEBRATING. THE ART OF BEING A BREWIST IS NOT FOR ANYBODY. IT IS A TASK FOR SKILLED PROFESSIONALS BENEFITING THE GOOD OF EVERYBODY. SO, WHEN'S THE BEER COMING OUT? -PATIENCE, GRASSHOPPER. THE BREWISTS AT AJ MICROBREW ARE WORKING HARD TO PRODUCE ONLY THE BEST TASTING BEER. IT TAKES ABOUT TWO WEEKS FOR ONE BATCH TO COME OUT. CONTACT ONE OF THE BREWISTS IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN TRYING SOME TASTY THIRST QUENCHER. ARE YOU GUYS, LIKE, SERIOUS? -WE ARE ONLY SERIOUS TO SERIOUS CUSTOMERS. AS FOR THE REST, WE WILL BE GLAD TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH THE MATERIAL OF THIS SITE. I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR ADS. -THAT'S NOT A QUESTION. SHUT UP. WHO ARE JANETTE AND GENEVIEVE? -THESE TWO BABES ARE THE FIRST TWO MINI KEGS OF AJ MICROBREW. PLEASE, USE A FRENCH ACCENT WHEN ADDRESSING THEM. |
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