| Ripe Family Rule Book |
| These Are the Rules to the Hood House and the Ripe Family. Live or Die by Them. |
| 1. Shut the Door All the Way If You Do Not Shut the Door All the Way, You Get Tipped! So Shut the Door. |
| 2. No Smoking Upstairs This Rule is Not Enforced During a Night of Champeens. During Regular Nights at the Hood House, There is No Smoking Upstairs. You Must Go to the Dirty South if You Want to Smoke. |
| 3. No Ashing on the Carpet In the Dirty South If You Are Smoking in the Dirty South, Don't Ash on the Carpet. Ashing on the Outskirts of the Carpet is Sanctioned, But Ashtrays Are Recommended. |