Wicked
Long before Celestial's minions were a well oiled, ass kicking force - there existed Gard in its first form.

Like the current day ranks of Gards, they too were teenage fans...however; the now legendary story behind Gard First was one of trial and error.  Unlike the current day Gard system of specialized ranks, there was only one general group of Gards.

They fought fiercely for Celestial, but in the end, only three of them remained loyal.  Wicked, Angel, and D'Alex went on to become the Trinity - the highest Rank of Gard.  The three have remained with Celestial longer then anyone.

They are considered by all to be the coolest fucking Gards.  Their stories have echoed down through generations of Celestial fans - Wicked, and the other original Gards, are Rock Legends in their own right.
Wicked - The Mother Fucker of all Gards
Perhaps the best known of all "Gard First" bedtime stories - is how Angel came to be Celestial's Head Gard.  Before he known as Angel - Arron was a surfer from the west coast, and a huge Celestial fan.   Already famous for his blond hair - good looks and swift lethality on the field - Arron became immortal in the eyes of all fans when he saved Celestial's life by nearly losing his own.

On March 14 - Arron and the last two other Gards totally put their asses on the line to save Celestial and the NYC Show.  While Wicked and D'Alex fought to hold back the attackers, Arron leapt from a cliff to catch Celestial - Celestial gave him wings so they say - and Arron flew them both to dry land.  He became Angel - They became Trinity - and the rest is Anarchy....
Angel is the Leader of Gard - But it's actually Wicked who gets the most press and respect from the public.  She's a hard-assed chick with big guns, and no one can resist her.  She can kick the shit out of any man.  She holds her own among the rock stars as if she is one.  All the fame and all the adventures yet she is still completely down to earth and low key.

Being the highest Ranking woman - Wicked has become the mother figure - by default.  There is no real mother in the Celestial family as it were.  All fans look up to her and want to be her.  Who wouldn't - She kicks ass and fights alongside Celestial.  She set the standard for the Gards...
People still talk about  Wicked's DJ Stunt.  The fledgling band Celestial and his fan based security team, were invited to their first Record Label After Party.  The DJ was playing nothing but Tiffany and Mall Rat Crap.  Wicked, who'd had a few, grew sick of the shit - and decided to shoot out the speakers with her trusty M4A1.

There was a rather loud explosion, followed by an equally loud round of applause and - yet - after  having blown up several speakers,  the mall bands played on.  So, with D'Alex, Vera, Angel and Lust as back up, Wicked took the DJ booth!  The young Gard barricaded herself in the booth and played nothing but Celestial and Aerosmith for the rest of the night.  The VIP crowd loved it - especially Celestial.


Then there was the Grammy After Party in LA.  Everyone was fashionably dressed for the star studded event.  Even Wicked arrived in a long flowing gown and stunning high healed shoes.  Things were great, untill the group was attacked.

Wicked, as usual ran in - guns blazing.  This time however it was not so easy.  Poor Wicked was tripping over her ridiculous shoes and her seemingly endless floor length skirt.  Not one to fuck around - Wicked tore off her shoes - and her dress - and fought stark naked and completely unabashed - everything that stood in Celestial's way - "what ever..."
Vera - The wild and shifty one
To this day however, Wicked pretty much sticks to jeans and combat boots....And of course, M4A1.
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