| It has come to my attention that many fuckwads out there do not konw what a mullet looks like...ere go.....I DON'T HAVE ONE......schmucks. So I decided to help everyone out and show you what a real mullet is. First off: dictionary.com refused to give a legitamite definition for the hair style known from the MULLET. So I'll explain, short on top-long in the back or as the ill fated television show of the same name said "Business up front-party in the back" |
| "Fucking fishermen" |
| David Bowie, Bryan Setzer, Kirk Douglas, Patrick Swayze.....the list goes on and on....and it's scary. But back to the point. I DON'T HAVE ONE....LOOK FUCKERS!! |
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| 4/16/03 |
| The Definition of a Mullet |
| The Mullet-do, not to be confused with the mullet fish or Dr. John Mullet from Texas A&M University, has widely been associated with redneck hicks......well....they're the only ones that do wear them....and believe me...I see many of them. But mullets are not exclusively worn by red necks. For example: |
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| Happy bitches? I know I look stoned in that right one....point is...not a mullet. And yes that is a beard....or as I like to call it.......my chin pubes. Anyhow, here are some funny things I saw while researching the subject: |
| "I gots purdy hair" |
| That's it. -The Butch Lesbian |
| Riot Rinse Repeat. Bringing the nifty since 2002 |
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| "I have a PhD why the fuck am I here" |
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| "Voted scariest fucking mullet of all time" |
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| I fucking hated the Stray Cats |
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| The absolute worst concept ever accepted to be seen on tv in sitcom format: The Mullets |
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