| Contemplation of the Stupid Entry 3 Parto 3. Track suits. God damn fucking retarded TRACK SUITS. Why? Why dear God why were track suits created. I�m flabbergasted, bamboozled and��.ok I�m gonna have to ponder making fun of those words soon�.I�m confused. Here�s the story, we had a soccer game. We were playing a team notorious for bad attitudes and cheap fouls. Now I only recognized a few of the guys because I played WITH them a few years ago, but I didn�t know them all. One guy in particular though, my current teammates picked out as the guy with a serrated dildo up his ass. But for this game, he was hurt or some shit. I didn�t care. He had absolutely NO qualities that would help me recognize him. I didn�t remember him from our last game�he was nobody. I coulda passed him on the street and not known him. But why do I now speak of this (as Jay puts it) insignifiCUNT? A TRACK SUIT! He was wearing a fucky track suit. Lemme reiterate this. He�s injured, not physically active in the game�.and he�s wearing a track suit. Now let�s delve further. He was wearing it as�..regular clothes. Now I looked at the retard�maybe once and shook my head in disgust, but there�s more. Apparently, he was really a dick�.too gangsta to help a lady out when she asked him to�.I didn�t see it though so it�s not a good point to use. But as a team we had a good half time by making fun of this fashion conscious retard. I�m pretty sure he heard this and pointed me out as the loudest of those making fun of him. Can�t help it�if you�ve met me you know I pick something hilarious and make people laugh at it along with me. We all did it, but I was pretty loud. Anyways, a call goes against us and I make a protest and Mr. Track Suit says �You�re an idiot� Of course, my response was feigned insult and hurt. And just after I was done I thought up �Why don�t you go run a few laps and shut up� (snaps fingers) I always come up with the good ones after the fact. Anyways, now I really hate fucking track suits and if I ever see one again I�ll light the pubes of the wearer on fire. Wait�.I was supposed to explain why it�s stupid�..HE�S WEARING A TRACK SUIT LIKE NORMAL CLOTHING!!!! It�s for athletes, not retarded white guys trying to look gangsta. And I never understood why ATHLETES wore them. A fucking jacket and pants when you�re out there supposedly doing��..ah fuck it. Other stupid shit would be people that think I give a flying damn about their opinions. I don�t fucking care what you think so shut the fuck up. I make my opinions and if I decide to give yours a listen I�ll tell you so. Ok I used up a lot of space with Mr. Track Suit and can�t do any more�.and I�m tired�.one more thing �When you wish you were never born, you�ve got a friend in porn� - The Butch Lesbian |
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| 8/05/03 |
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