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| Bryan's Pillow |
| Ah, to have friends such as me. Although this has been primarily my (BL) idea and work, I have decided it was a group effort to get it completed. So I present to you.....Bryan's Pillow!!!! Ya see, many of you may know that Bryan has a morbid dislike of velvet, felt....and basically any fabric with hair to it. Yes, I've decided to call it hair.....I don't know the proper term....nor do I care....shut up. Anyways, after many years of torture and ridicule, I decided it was time to devise the most sinister plot to annoy the friggin shit outta Bryan. Yes.....I created.....THE PILLOW. |
| Hey....its a sunburn damnit. Anyhow, you may not be able to tell, but its a pillow made of purple velvet with Bryan's name embroidered on it. Why do you ask does it have his name on it? Because that way, no matter what, he always knows.....this pillow is his and no one elses. With a little help from the arts and crafty Momma Lesbian (she hates that I'm calling her that) I had this pillow created for the sole purpose of torturing Bryan. Jay agreed to be the photographer....mainly cause he's a wuss and Bryan would probably try and injure his assaulter. So Jay decided to be the safe one. |
| "The Red and Evil" |
| 8/25/04 |
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| Riot Rinse Repeat. Bringing the nifty since 2002 |
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| He may have been a little TOO excited |
| The plan was to wait until Bryan slept and then I'd pounce. |
| Completely unstaged |
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| Someone should have done this much sooner |
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| Awwww, the little guy's fighting back |
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| Running just makes it worse |
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| "Yeah, I'm a dick. But it was fucking hilarious." |
| That looks rather provacative. Anyways. Bryan's hatred runs super deep. His most hated sensation....on the teeth or under the fingernails.....first I ask: "Why the hell the teeth? Who BITES velvet?" But that didn't stop me from doing it myself to disgust him. |
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| Soon afterward, Jay and I fled in glee. It wasn't until the next morning when we realized what we had done. |
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| He stayed in that position with that expression for three days. We were worried at first, but since he was still breathing, we let him alone. Eventually he came out of it, but his speech was slightly slurred and he couldn't say words with the letter p in them. But he'll get over that eventually. And if not....it'll be fun making fun of him for it. Anyhow....I hope you enjoyed hearing about this torture as much as I enjoyed torturing him. |
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