| Bob's Email Jokes & Humor Still a virgin A lawyer married a woman who had divorced 8 husbands. On thier wedding night, she told her new husband; "Please be gentle with me, I'm still a virgin" "What?" said the puzzled groom, "How can that be,You have been married 8 times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Politician, he kept telling me how great it will be" "Husband #2 was a Salesman, never tried it but told others how great it is" "Husband #3 was an Engineer, he understood the process but wanted a few years to study possible methods of implementing the process." "Husband #4 was in Management, he thought he knew how, was told by others how to do it, tutored and seen video clips on how but was never able to deliver." "Husband #5 was a Mama's boy, she would not let him do it" "Husband #6 was a Psycologist, all he did was talk about it" "Husband #7 was a Gynocologist, all he wanted to do was look at it" "Husband #8 was a stamp collector, all he wanted to do.... GOD I miss him" "But now that I married you, I am really excited!" "Good" said the new husband "but why?" "Because" said the new bride "You're a Lawyer, I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Home page NEXT PAGE Links |