Skippy's Profile

1)Favorite Team:  Detroit
2)Favorite All-time NHL'r:  Gordie Howe
3)Favorite Current NHL'r:  Steve Yzerman (The non-Russian one)
4)Who is the toughest guy in the NHL:  Adam Deadmarsh
5))Who is the biggest loser:  Why.......Eric Daze, of course.
6)The worst thing about the NHL today:  Expansion
7)Most-hated NHL player:  Claude Lemieux (F*@king Dickhead)
8)Your favorite Bob Probert memory is:  Probert scoring on a breakaway 
    last season in Chicago's final game of the year at the UC.
9)If I could ask Mike Milbury one question, it would be: Why do you refuse
    to sign autographs for retarded children?  -  Ouch, that one hurt.
10)The 3 best goalies in the NHL are: Cujo, Belfour and........I can hardly
       say it........Roy
11)Gary Thorne.  Is he hyperactive or just fucking nuts?:  Oh he's definitely
      FUCKING NUTS!
12)Your picks for the final four and eventual champion:West: St. Louis & Dallas
      East: Toronto & Ottawa - Finals: Ottawa & St. Louis - Champs: Ottawa
13)Greatest hockey player ever:  Gordie Howe
14)When attending an NHL game, what 3 things are needed for a complete
       experience?: Binoculars, $75.00 and my pal Joey

Joey's Profile

1)Favorite Team:  New York Rangers
2)Favorite All-time NHL'r:  Tie between Gordie Howe and Stan Mikita
3)Favorite Current NHL'r:  Bob Probert
4)Who is the toughest guy in the NHL:  Adam Foote
5)Who is the biggest loser:  Quad Lemieux
6)The worst thing about the NHL today:  TV timeouts.
7)Most-hated NHL player:  Eric Lindros
8)Your favorite Bob Probert memory is:  Finding that Bob Probert poster up in
    Eagle River and thinking "Gee, I bet Skippy would really like this" and then
    keeping it for myself. 
9)If I could ask Mike Milbury one question, it would be: "If you won't sign an
   autograph for me to give to my sister, Becca, would you sign one for my friend,
   Skippy? He was born with 6 nipples.  No, it's true Mr. Milbury!  Skippy is very
   popular with kittens and puppies".
10)The 3 best goalies in the NHL are: Brodeur, Belfour and "Knuckles" Cloutier.
11)Gary Thorne.  Is he hyperactive or just fucking nuts?:  I think it's a
      combination of the two
12)Your picks for the final four and eventual champion:West: St. Louis &
      Colorado      East: Toronto & New Jersey - Finals: Toronto & Colorado -
      Champs: Toronto
13)Greatest hockey player ever:  Gordie Howe
14)When attending an NHL game, what 3 things are needed for a complete
       experience?: 2 decent teams who actually give a shit, a remote-control blimp to
       fly  around in-between periods and a ice cold beer.