rina baroukh. how may i help you?

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rina: i feel sick. phisicly.

becki: too much work? bad food?

rina: too much food. i think. and i'm late.

becki: ok, slowly, how late are you? or how is it possible?

rina: tomer. a week late i guess. i just worry too much. took a test yesterday, and it fell to the toilet. :)

becki: you are so funny. didn't you buy the one that has 2 tests in it?

rina: it was left over from the last time i thought i was pregnent.

becki: wanderful. superpharm. now.

rina: can't leave home. am sick. and lazy.

becki: how shall we call her?

rina: tomera.

becki: yeah right. think again baby.

rina: does that mean i can't smoke?

becki: only if you want her to be a sissy.

rina: if tomer is the father, she is already a sissy.

becki: so true. superpharm!! can't be helped. you can't afford to be lazy young girl!! too late for that.

rina: i'll go tomorrow, first thing in the morning. i can't move. i think my feet are swelling.

becki: any backaches? yet?

rina: no. but i have cravings. then again, i always have them.

becki: you are hilarious. diet coke?

rina: through the vein

becki: well then, what shall we do?

rina: wait till tomorrow i guess. i need a drink.

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rina: am not pregnent.

becki: good to hear. now go and buy condoms before i kill you.

rina: i have condoms! they keep expiring due to lack of sex life.

becki: :) better expired than baby tomera the sissy.

rina: going to superpharm was frightening. babies all over the place, pregnent women, "papa don't preach" on the stereo.

rina: bought perfume to feel better.

becki: we live and learn. or at least we live.

rina: 4 sex partners. 3 pregnency tests. do i seem learning to you?

becki: as i said. at least you live baby. look at the bright side.

rina: yes. at least i have something to worry about.

becki: and i thought you had enough on your plate.

rina: never. ;)