Red Dwarf Theme Song
It's cold outside
There's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly, far away from here
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun sun
Tongue Tied
When I saw you for the first time (first time)
My knees began to quiver (quiver)
And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)
My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
My heart began a-thumping�' (boom, boom, boom)
My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey)
Now darling tell me something
Why do you make me tongue tied (tongue tied), tongue tied
Whenever you are near me? (near me)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Whenever you're in town
You make me feel a clown, girl
Yes, you make me tongue-tongue (tied-tied), tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Tied-tied, tongue-tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around
I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin')
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
But when I tried to speak to ya (talk, talk)
My tongue unraveled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop)
I tried to say "I love you" (love you)
But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl)
It sounded like "Nunubididoo" (tongue tied)
Nuh-mur-nuh-murh-ni-nong-nurl
That's 'cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied), tongue tied
Whenever you are near me (near me)
I'm nurmy-murmy (nurmy-murmy)
Murmy-nurmy (nurmy-murmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
My trousers they go brown, girl
Yes, you make me nongy-nangy (nangy-nongy), tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Be-dobby-durgle, dobby-durgle
(Tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around
Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees
Sweet, sweet darling, listen please
Understand me when I say
Gedurble-diggle-doggle-niggle-foggle-nibble-nay
I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied), tongue tied
Whenever you are near me (really)
I'm nurmy-murmy (nurmy-murmy)
Murmy-nurmy (murmy-nurmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
I drool so much I drown, girl
Yes, you make me nongy-nangy (nangy-nongy), ningy-nongy
Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)
Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
Durgle-dobby (durgle-dobby)
Whenever you're around (around)
Whenever you're around, girl
Rimmer Song
If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim and no-one's slimmer
He will never need a zimmer!
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yule Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer!
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius?
Don't ask me!
That's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner!