December 2004
12.6.04, 10:15pm
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• 12.6.04, 10:15pm - This Just In:

- Best actual sports headline of the day....."Giants: Groin won't let Hand go".

- Best actual science headline of the day....."Studies: Captive elephant breeding hard".

Went to Hilton Coliseum tonight to watch Iowa State beat 19th-ranked Virginia tonight.  Awesome, awesome game.  Can't wait for Friday's game against Iowa and the Big 12 season to start.

I saw National Treasure recently, so now you don't have to.  It was the worst new movie I've seen in almost a year (the last new movie I saw that was this bad was Paycheck).  The dialogue was terrible, the acting was second-rate, and the story was full of plotholes.

And one more thing...what is the deal with Free Masons?  I mean, seriously, what is with you guys?  This movie makes the Free Masons look like the coolest group of badasses since the X-Men.  If the life of a Free Mason is as adventurous as this movie makes it seem, then I don't know my dad nearly as well as I think I do.

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