| DADDY'S FUNNY JOKES ! |
| Q : Why did the football coach go to the bank ? A: TO GET HIS QUATER BACK! |
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| Q : What do you call a bee that is always complaining ?? A : A GRUMBLE BEE! |
| Q :So a peanuts walking down the street and guess what happens to him ??? A: HE GETS .... AS"SALT"ED !! |
| Q :What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive ? A: A Toy-Yoda ! |
| Q : Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge ? A: He saw the salad dressing !!! |
| Q: How did the farmer fix his jeans ?? A : With a Cabage Patch ! |