THE Road Trip
Vegeta: Move OVER Kakkarotto!!
Goku: But I'm not TOUCHING you Vegeta!!!
Vegeta: SO?! I can still feel your disgusting KI!
Goku: Oh shut up! :sticks tongue out:
Vegeta: :whining: Bulmaaaaa... Why does Kakkarotto have
to sit next to ME??
Bulma: :looking into rearview: Goku's the only one here
that you can't kill, that's why. So both of you be quiet
and get along like nice children.
Goku: :innocently: Chi Chi, am I still a child?
Chi Chi: :sigh: Sometimes I think so...
Bulma to Chi Chi: I'll never understand how you ended up
with TWO kids
Chi Chi: I don't understand it myself
Goku pipes up: I don't understand EITHER. We should have
MORE than two...
:puzzled look:
Vegeta: :eyebrow raised: That's TOO much information
Kakkarotto
:Chi Chi's face is a deep crimson and she is pressed
against the door hoping the conversation changes quickly:
Bulma: W-H-O-A! Chi Chi! You go girl!
:Chi Chi grows 10 more shades red and her hands grip the
door handle in a vice-like grip:
:Bulma winks:
Goten: Hey Dad, what's with Mom?
Goku: I'm not sure son, something about repeatedly
but only ending up with 2 kids
Goten: Oh, riiiiight
Trunks to Goten: What he say?
Goten: Eh... Mom's embarrassed that Dad's screwing her
all the time
Trunks: Riiiiiiight.....
Vegeta: YOU TWO BRATS SHUT UP!! I DON'T CARE TO KNOW
ABOUT KAKKAROTTO'S SEX LIFE!!
Goku: Tell us about yours, then
:Vegeta falls forward into the floor of the minivan:
Goku: Vegeta! VEGETA!! Are you OK?? Your eyes are kinda
stuck open or something... ARE YOU DEAD??
:Vegeta shakes his body and gets back into his seat:
Vegeta: I'm FINE, baka
Goku: So....
Vegeta: So?
Goku: Well....
Vegeta: Well WHAT?
Goku: Aren't ya gonna tell me about your passionate
throes with Bulma?
Vegeta: Certainly NOT!
Goku: Why not? Afraid I'll find out that I get more than
you, and I'm dead most of the time?
:sticks tongue out, again:
Vegeta: NO! It's just that... :Vegeta looks around the
vehicle for some excuse: ... it would embarrass that
woman too much
:Sticks tongue out at Goku:
Bulma: It wouldn't bother ME, Veggie-chan. Yamcha could
never shut HIS mouth, I think I can tolerate anything
you've got to admit to.
:Vegeta's anger rises just a smidgeon from the pet name
"Veggie-chan" that Bulma only used doing . An
obvious jab at his ego...:
:Bulma, amused whenever Vegeta got angry, was smirking
into the rearview:
Vegeta: :eyes closed, arms crossed, nose in the air:
The details are too graphic to be told in the prescence
of these young brats.
Goten and Trunks: Eeewwwwww!!! Nasty!!
:puking sounds from behind Goku and Vegeta's bench seat:
Goku: Yeah, yeah, Whatever. You're embarrassed. Admit it
Vegeta!
Vegeta: I am NOT! I am the mighty prince of the
saiya-jins, super elite, son of King --
Everyone: SHUT UP VEGETA!!!
:Vegeta's head droops a bit and he starts scowling:
Goku: ARGH!! You're no fun Vegeta! You're so weak!!
:A sinister growling comes from Vegeta and he jumps on
Goku:
Vegeta: WHAT WAS THAT??
Goku: :Sticks tongue out:
Vegeta: GGGGGGRRRRRRR!!! :A creepy glint in his eye,
Vegeta prepares to pummel Goku:
Bulma: You boys stop that RIGHT NOW!
:Vegeta snarls at Bulma:
Bulma: NOW!!! Or no nurse-and-patient for you!
:A weird squeak-like noise came from Vegeta and he
immediately let go of Goku and sat in his seat, hoping
Goku didn't hear that last part...:
Goku: Huh?
:Vegeta thought fast, changing the increasingly tenseful
subject before the dummy was able to figure out the only
thing that could bring the mighty prince to his knees:
Vegeta: Woman!! Stop this minivan from Hell NOW! I gotta
piss!
Bulma: EXCUSE ME?? I will NOT be taking orders from the
likes of YOU! You can hold it! We've only got 75 more
miles till the fill-up station. And watch your mouth!!
Vegeta:....
:Vegeta had done more damage than originally thought
because now, little light bulbs went on over the other
saiya-jins present...:
Goten: DAD!!
Trunks: PAPA!!!
Goten and Trunks: WE GOTTA PEE TOO!!!
Goku: Chi Chi... I gotta go too...
Bulma and Chi Chi: :sigh: Boys
Goku, Goten, and Trunks: :not quite in unison: I GOTTA
PEE! I GOTTA GO! NOW! I CAN'T HOLD IT!
:Vegeta has began banging his head against the window:
Vegeta to himself: Atleast that baka forgot about proding
into my personal affairs
:But then Vegeta realized he really DID need to pee...:
Vegeta: Errggghhhh....
Goku: What'sa matter?
Vegeta: I gotta piss you numskull!
Bulma looks into rearview again and see's all four guys
squirming with their legs tightly crossed. A sideways
glance at Chi Chi and she decided the boys could wait
the 75 long, grueling miles on Interstate 95.....
5 long, torturous <they just drove by a huge waterfall>
minutes later....
Vegeta: That's IT! I can't wait any longer!
:Vegeta starts rolling his window down:
Goku: Hey?! What'cha gonna do Vegeta?
Vegeta: I'M GONNA TAKE A PISS RIGHT OUT THIS WINDOW!!
Goku: Heh heh! That's a good idea! Come on boys! Open the
back window!
:Trunks and Goten pop open the back hatch window while
Goku rolls his own window down:
Bulma: Vegeta!! Don't you do it! I mean it! Close that
window NOW! Don't you DARE embarrass me like that!
Chi Chi: GOKU! Don't tell those kids to do that! Roll
that window up NOW!
Teary-eyed guys: SHUT UP BROADS!! WE'RE TAKING THINGS IN
OUR OWN HANDS!
[author note: Pun not intended ^_~]
To Bulma and Chi Chi's horror, the guys whipped 'em out,
stuck 'em out the window, and proceeded to e out
three sides of the moving minivan.
Mortified, Bulma sped up to 95 mph, hoping that the look
of this situation was better on the outside than inside,
but knew that was impossible. What would a cop say if he
saw four penises poking out various windows of a van??
Bulma: Faster! Go faster! Hurry up and finish already!!
Someone will see!!
Hysterical laughing errupted in the back of the van as
the undignified guys finally finished and started suiting
back up.
They left the windows open, explaining to Bulma
:Just in case we get another emergency:
Smirks on all their faces at having successfully
embarrassed the ladies.
Vegeta: Hey woman! Why didn't we just fly?
Bulma: I have no idea... it certainly would have made
this a hell of a lot easier on me........
The End [or is it?....]