| Band Jokes |
| Drummer Jokes How do you confuse a drummer? Put music in front of him. A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his friends, decides to learn to play some real instruments. He walks into a music store, goes up to the clerk and says, "I think I'll take that red trumpet over there and the accordian." Then the clerk looks at him and says, "OK....you can have the fire extinguisher, but the radiator has to stay. What do you call people who hang out with musicians? Drummers Why is it a good thing that drummers have 3/4 an ounce more brains than a horse? So that they don't disgrace themselves in parades. Clarinet and Oboe Jokes A guy walked into a store and saw a sign that read: Saxophonist Brains- $5 per lb Tubist Brains- $10 per lb Drummer Brains- $20 per lb Clarinetist Brains- $100 per lb The guy asked "Why do clarinetist brains cost so much more than the other brains?" The clerk looked at him and said "Do you know how many clarinetists you have to go through to get a pound?" Is there a difference between the sound of a clarinet and a cat in heat? Of course there is, but only if the cat is in good health. How did the oboe player get good tone? Amazing Grace Flute and Piccolo Jokes How do you get two flutists to play in unison? Shoot one of them How many flutists does it take to change a light bulb? None, they get their boyfriends to do it What is an example of a perfect pitch in a piccolo? When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rims How do you tune two piccolos? Shoot them both Trombone Jokes Why is a dead snake in the road more tragic than a dead trombonist in the road? 1) There might be a chance that the snake was going to a recording session 2) There are skid marks in front of the snake. What do 4 trombonists at the bottom of the sea sound like? A good idea How many trombonists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he'll spend half an hour trying to figure out what position he needs to be in. What knid of calendar does a trombonist use for his gigs? Year-At-A-Glance What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone? On or Off What's the best kind of trombone? A broken one How do you save a trombonist from drowning? Take your foot off of his head You are driving down a street and your director and a trombone player are crossing the street in front of you. Which one do you hit first? 1. Your band director; business before pleasure 2. Who cares? |
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