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| Saxophone Jokes How do you tune a saxophone and a trumpet? Shoot the saxophone What's the difference between a saxophone and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. What does a saxophone and a baseball have in common? People cheer when you hit them with a baseball bat. If lost in the woods, who do you ask for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune sax player, or Santa Claus? The out of tune sax player. The other two indicate you are hallucinating. Why did the lead alto player play so many wrong notes? Because he kept ignoring the key signature-- he thought it was a suggestion. How many saxophones does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, it takes at least 20 to figure out the lights are Trumet Jokes How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to do it, another to say they could have done it better. What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money. French Horn Jokes Why is the french horn a divine instrument? Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it. How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone? 1) Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste 2) Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes Tuba Jokes What's the range of a tuba? 20 yards, if you have a good arm Why did the tuba player ask if he could go to the bathroom? Because he had "p" all over his paper. How do you get a mellophone/sousaphone player to play "fff" Tell them to play "mp" |
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