Mocking English Majors
Oh yes I am!  Just to prove how proud I am to have earned a BA in English Literature, I've decided to share a few of my  favorite poems, stories, and quotations with you.  Enjoy!
VERY LIKE A WHALE by ogden nash

HOW TO WRITE A BLACK WOOD ARTICLE by edgar allen poe
A PREDICAMENT by edgar allen poe
(you can't read one without the other!)

MISC. QUOTATIONS by various authors

A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION on NPR mocks Enlgish Majors
(click on the 'listen' buttons to hear the script as it was performed--they are really funny!)
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 23, 2004: Classical not Menial
SATURDAY, JULY 3, 2004:  The Scarlett Letter
SATURDAY, APRIL 13, 2002: Narration Waiter
SATURDAY, MARCH 23, 2002: Fast Food Cashier (my favorite)
SATURDAY, JUNE 30, 2001: Writing a Memoir
SATURDAY, MAY 16, 1998: College Medley



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