Rule #

Kangaroo Court Infraction

Amount of fine

1

Lowest point total of all 12 teams for 1 week

$1

2

Not scoring 100 points in a week (Win or Lose)                      

$1 

3

Not scoring 50 points in a week (Win or Lose)  

$4

4

Not scoring 25 points in a week (Win or Lose)        

$5

5

Lowest total points for the year (Worst team of the year!!)

$5

6

Not attaching prices to your players when sending in your lineup

$1

7

Not attaching teams to your players when sending in your lineup         

$1

8

Not attaching positions to your players when sending in your lineup   

$1

9

Sending a lineup with a player missing/incorrect player

$1

10

Drafting a player that was already drafted during the draft.     

$1

11

Cutting a player that you protected

$1

12

Trying to acquire a player during the season that is already on another team's roster.                    

$1

13

Forwarding "junk" e-mail to other owners                                         

$1

14

Forwarding a "virus" to other owners (accidentally of course!!

$3

15

Having a beard on your Wedding/Divorce day      

$1

16

Not attending a strip club on the day of your bachelor party/Divorce Day!     

$1

17

Having a picture of you with your beard published in the Projo on your wedding day                           

$1

18

Playing the "Humpty Dance" at your wedding   

$1

19

Wearing a "flowered" sweatshirt in public

$1

20

Wearing that sweatshirt around your neck

$1

21

Leaving draft day festivities before the last out of the last game

$1

22

Last place team in the AL  

$5

23

Last place team in the NL   

$5

24

Sending a lineup with inactive positions (Real Rule violation)

$5 per position

25

Packing it in by Week 10 or less

$1

26

Putting a player on the DL that is not on the DL

$1

27

"Primetime Rule"- Per his request, this is just being an idiot with your lineup

$3

28

Last team to be fined by the kangaroo court

$2

29

Losing to a team that is 0-10 or worse (add a dollar each week!!)

$1

30

Forwarding "junk" e-mail to other owners that bashes the 

Red Sox!!            

$2

31

Breaking your leg in a slow pitch softball league

$1

32

Not catching the ball on the play in which you break your leg

$1

33

Not having the trophy engraved by X-Mas

$1

34

Not attending the end of the year celebration (Florida and Connecticut  Residents)

$1

35

Not attending the end of the year celebration (The other 48 states!!!)

$2

36

Increase for the owner(s) fined the least.

50%

37

Not having your lineup e-mailed to me and you opponent by 12:00pm Monday afternoon.

$1

38

Refusing to go to a certain restaurant for fear of verbal retribution

$1

39

Having a player on your roster that is in the minor leagues

$1

40

Not attending the draft (location is not an excuse!!)

$1

41

Leaving a cup full of "chew juice" at my house

$2

42

Attending another function instead of my kids B-Day party

$1

43

Not being paid in full at the time of the draft, fined every 2 weeks until paid!

$1

44

Not being able to open a deck of cards in under 2 minutes

$1

45

Leaving a card game when it is your deal

$1

46

Not defeating a brand new expansion team

$1 per week

47

Not updating the website in a timely manner

$1

48

Sending 5 consecutive e-mails to the commish in under 1 minute

$1

49

Any "minor" real rule violation

$1

50

Not scoring 75 points in a week (Win or Lose)  

$2

51

Trading for a player, cutting that player and then reacquiring that player

$1

52

Having a player on your roster cut by a major league team

$1

53

Saying/Writing you want to IR a player instead of DL. This isn't the NFL!!

$1

54

Trying to cut the same player twice in the same week

$1

55

Losing on the week of your 30th B-day

$1

56

Calling "adult contemporary" radio stations to win a prize

$1

57

Sending lineup between 12:00-12:05pm

$1

58

Cutting a player twice in the same year

$1

59

First team to reach double figures in kangaroo court fines

$1

60

Having a player on your team that was caught cheating by MLB

$2

61

Having your ps lose -10 - -19 or a player lose -5 or more in 1 day

$1

62

Having your ps lose -20 or more in 1 day

$2

63

Acquiring players between 9:00 & 9:05 (Late, but allowed!)

$1

64

Trading for a player that you traded away earlier in the year

$1

65

Playing baseball instead of softball when you are over 25

(Your old, play the safer sport!)

$1

66

Getting hurt playing baseball

$1

67

Getting hurt while just running the bases 

(Retire, you are really old if this is you!)

$1

68

Calling "adult contemporary" radio stations to win a prize and the prize is.............drum roll please, 

A Night with the Bacon Brothers/Bryan Adams

$2

69

Not sending your final score to me by Tuesday @ 6:00pm

$1 each day

70

Wearing neon green sandals in public

$1

71

Losing to your opponent by more than 100 points

$1

72

Being outscored by your opponent all 7 days of the week

$1

73

Acquiring the same player/ps (trade or waiver wire) twice in the same year

$1

74

Chasing a train throughout the state for more than 5 hours

$1

75

Beating a team that is in the playoffs while you have been eliminated (Spoiler)

+2

76

Changing your e-mail address during the year

$1

77

Changing your team name from last year

$1

78

During the playoffs, the winner of the consolation game outscoring the RIFGFBL champion

$10

79

Last to arrive at the draft

$1

80

Using my pool table/piano as a desk

$3

81

Taking pictures at the draft-this is not a wedding!

$1

82

Trying to be the commish and being wrong

$1

83

Driving to Warren from Cranston because you forgot your draft information only to realize you left it in Cranston

$1

84

Having "relations" with Big Bird- trust me, 

you don't want to see the pictures!

$1

85

Holding up a card game to talk to an imaginary friend

$1 per minute

86

Drafting a player that is out for the year

$1

87

Take the $ and run-Leaving a card game after winning

5% of profits-Min $2

88

Making the commish write down, e-mail or otherwise assist you in your lineup because of computer/e-mail difficulties

$1

89

Begging for praise from the league

$1

90

Having a dead body found on a player on your roster's property

$1

91

Reacquiring a player that you cut earlier in the year

$1

92

Having 4 or more players on the DL.

$1 for each player over 3

93

Total score for a game is 251 points or less

$1 each team

94

Changing the channel at a Sports Bar to the news for a segment that never aired!

$1

95

Bull in a China Shop Fine---Ask John Healy!

$1

96

Making 4 or more trades in 1 week

$1

97

Trying to DL the same player twice

$1

98

Acquiring and cutting 2 different players with the same last name

$1

99

Having a baby during the season-what were you thinking? You need to plan ahead!

$1

100

Having 3 or more girls

$+1

101

Having a "twin" on your job

$1

102

Waving to that twin on the job

$1

103

Wasting time coming up with new kangaroo court violations when your team is 2-7

$2, 1 for each lousy win!

104

While playing hi-lo jack, incorrectly saying the number of points you made on the last hand!

$1

105

Having your team lose from -10-20 in 1 day

$1

106

E-mailing your lineup to the wrong owner/wrong e-mail address

$1

107

Owner's conduct that is detrimental to the team

$5

108

Owner's language is detrimental to the league

$3

109

Losing to an opponent that has no one playing

$1

110

Bad Mr. Mom (Making your wife bring the baby to work while you stay home and play games!)

$2

111

Having a 15 point or more error when the commish secretly does your game

$1

112

Having that error be in your team's favor!

$1

113

Breaking an All Time Record

$+1

114

Having only 1 pick in the first 9 rounds

$1

115

2 owners submitting a final score to the commish with 2 different winners and not resending the correct final. This is a sin!

$2

116

Finishing the year 10 games behind the leader

$1

117

The first to pay your league fees

$+1

118

Trading a player before the draft and then not protecting the player you acquired (Shady!!)

$2

119

Cutting a ps before you leave the draft

$+1

120

Acquiring a ps before that ps throws a pitch

$1

121

Acquiring 2 ps before those 2 ps throws a pitch

$2

122

Sending your transactions to the league

$1

123

Drafting the ps of your favorite team's bitter rival

$1

124

Going to Alabama-no excuse accepted, it's Alabama!!

$1

125

Having your player hurt in their first game back from the DL

$1

126

Having that player go back on the DL after that game

$1

127

Having to resend you the website address

$1

128

Coming up with new kangaroo court fines while on vacation

$1

129

Having a player get hurt in a "freak" manner

$1

130

Cutting or trading a ps that scores 50+ points their last week or the nest week

$1

131

Bragging about your baseball stats-nobody cares!

$1

132

Drinking fruity drinks that were obviously spoiled!

$1

133

Selling out a friend to the league...how could you Scotty?

$1

134

Bidding 1 in Hi-Lo Jack

$1

135

Molesting your friends at Texas Hold Em

$1

136

Thinking and saying you have the best hand &  when the hand is over, you lose

$1

137

Not throwing the cards after that bad beat

+$1

138

Getting lost going to your own house

$1

139

Losing 10 games in a row

$1

140

Losing to a team that has lost 10 games in a row

$1

141

Cutting 5 or more players in 1 week

$1

142

Having your player hurt because he ran into the umpire

$1

143

Going country line dancing at Lincoln Park

$1

144

Wearing cowboy boots

$1

145

Being caught at a "club" called Mardi Gras

$1

146

Being caught at a "club" called Mardi Gras with 2 hot women

+$2<--1 for each woman!

147

Not showing up for March Madness because of a LAME excuse.

$1

148

Not attending the draft because of a dance competition

$1

149

Having 3 draft picks in a row

$1

150

Coming more than 15 minutes late to the draft

$1

151

$1 for every 5 minutes after the original 15 you were late!!

$1

152

Not holding hands during Floyd's prayer!

$1

153

At a formal function, spilling a pitcher of water on your friend.

$1

154

Last team to make a transaction

$1

155

Being 0-1 and not making a transaction

$1

156

Making the commish double check your game

$1 per team

157

Having 5 or more kangaroo court fines in 1 week---how does this happen?

$1

158

Not being involved in a record setting 12 league trades

$1

159

Bringing in a new owner that is bi-polar

$2

160

Bringing in a new owner that is bi-polar and doesn't take his medicine

$2

161

Bringing in a new owner who then quits

$2

162

E-mailing your division rivals to ask if they are winning before the All-Star break!

$1

163

Making 4 or more substitutions in 1 week

$+1

164

Sending in your final score WITHOUT the final score!

$1

165

Acquiring a player that is in the minor leagues....why would you ACQUIRE this player??

$2

166

When your opponent has kangaroo court #27(F**king up your lineup) and you don't catch it by Tuesday

$1

167

Turning yourself in for kangaroo court #27

$+1

168

Making a trade on Sunday after the deadline and then sending out that trade to everyone to try and trade who you just acquired!

$1

169

Calling from another country to see if you won your game and the final score was sent to the commish

$+1

170

Not making any trades at the trading deadline

$1

171

Not making any trades at the trading deadline and your name is Kevvy

$1

172

Trading with a bachelor at his bachelor party when he is obviously intoxicated

$1

173

Raping that bachelor in that trade......how could you Scotty?

$2

174

Sending me your final score without a final

$1

175

Losing to a team that has 10 more losses than you

$1

176

Getting married during a Yankee/Red Sox series

$1

177

Dumping more than 8 cards on the floor when you are shuffling

$1

178

Inheriting a house- how often does that happen?

+$1

179

Inheriting that house from an elderly neighbor- now that's just strange! What did you have to do to get the house?

$2

180

Having tickets to an Asia concert

$2

181

Getting too drunk and not being able to attend the concert!

+$1

182

Needing the light from a pool table to read the menu

$1

183

Not bringing cards when we go out to watch games

$1

184

E-mailing a picture of a male-not that there is anything wrong with that!

$1

185

Having that male be Rick Harris- now that's just wrong!

$2

186

Taking home more food than you can eat at the end of the year celebration.

$1 per rib

187

Winning 15 games and not making the playoffs

+$1

188

Last person to arrive at the end of the year gathering

$1

189

First person to leave the end of the year gathering

$1

190

Having a partner in fantasy baseball

$1 per partner

191

Having that partner be another male (Can you say Bert and Ernie?!!)

$1 per male partner

192

Writing your 2 protections on 2 separate pieces of paper

$1

193

Wife calling you during the draft

$1

194

Breaking hand and not remembering how it happened!!

$1

195

Having a temporary e-mail address-that makes work for the commish :(

$1

196

Sending your lineup 3 or more days before Opening day

$1

197

Coming late to a surprise party

$1

198

Being a grown man yet getting a Spiderman music CD---Spiderman?

$1

199

Sending out an e-mail to trade 1 player and then cutting that player the same week

$1

200

Getting fine #200

$1

201

Getting 3 numbered Kanagroo Court Fines in a row

(Ex. 199, 200, 201, etc.)

$1

202

Writing DH in your lineup when you have a NL staff

$1

203

Writing up your game on time when you lost!

$+1

204

Sending an e-mail with 1,000 Philippine prisoners dancing to Thriller-quality entertainment!!

$+2

205

Shaving your chest-Real men don't do that!

$1

206

Noticing a male's shaved chest- Real men don't do that!

$1

207

Sending me your lineup twice from 2 different e-mail addresses!!

$1

208

Using my baseball league to promote your football league

$1

209

Acquiring a player still on the DL

$1

210

Updating the site in a timely manner even after you have been eliminated

$+10

211

Wearing a brown, flowered, poo-poo shirt to the end of the year gathering!!

$1

212

Eating ribs with a fork and knife---what are you Costanza?

$1

213

Attending an Eddie Money concert if you are 30 or under

$1

214

Posting playoff predictions and having yourself lose!

$1

215

Winning the game in which you predicted you would lose!

$2

216

Bringing up a rule change and having it unanimously vetoed!

$1

217

Sending inappropriate pictures to other owners that are against the law in 37 states!

$1

218

Being the last one to arrive at the draft because you were pursuing scholastic achievements!

+$1

219

Flashing your soft, lily white chest to another owner

$1

220

Flashing your soft, lily white ass to another owner

$1 per cheek

221

Drafting the wrong Nix

$1

222

Wearing apparel of your favorite team's bitter rival

$1

223

Not being fined on an update when EVERY OTHER team is fined! There are no angels in this league!

$2

224

Drafting 16 players

$1

225

Whining and making excuses about being fined

$1

226

Guaranteeing that you will make the playoffs and then NOT make the playoffs

$2

227

Getting fine #93 and then wondering your game will be in the stinker of the week!

$1

228

Giving a speech inducting someone into a hall of fame

$+1

229

Acting out part of that speech!

$+1

230

Bringing 2 kids to a cookout by yourself!

$+1 for each kid

231

Sending your final score with a write-up within 48 hours of having a baby!

$+1

232

Sending your write-up late after HBYM did it within 48 hours of having a baby!

$1

233

Packing it in 3x in 1 year

$1

234

Packing it in 4x in 1 year

$1

235

Texting from the hospital so you don't miss out on the trade deadline

$+1

236

Decrease for the team fined the most

20%

237

Having all of your player's games rained out!

$1

238

First person to send out the player prices

$+1

239

Cheapskate fine-Assessing an end of the year gathering fee before we even knew who was attending!

$1

240

Taking over a league task and then dropping the ball for 10 weeks

$2

241

Getting fired from said task

$3

242

Meeting a Hall of Famer

$+1

243

Putting a Miniature Railroad in your backyard

$1

244

Submitting a final score with ??? & no numbers

$1

245

Losing to a senior citizen in golf

$1

246

Continual episodes on non-stop pooping, enough said...

$1

Pot..........$214

Most Recent Fines (Week 22)