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courtesy of Happy Birthday
! November 28 ~
kristina23 |
From the Home Office in
Sioux City, Iowa,
it's the David Letterman Top Ten List for November 26, 1993
Top Ten Signs You've
Eaten Too Much
| 10. | Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you. |
| 9. | Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall. |
| 8. | You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis. |
| 7. | Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet. |
| 6. | You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July. |
| 5. | World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!" |
| 4. | CBS tells you to lose weight or else. |
| 3. | Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department. |
| 2. | Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt. |
| 1. | You're sweatin' gravy. |
| Team | Wins | Losses | Team Name |
| 1 | 16 | 11 | Raiders of the Lost Ridic |
| 2 | 10 | 17 | Nekkid Liz^ards |
| 3 | 19 | 8 | Third Rock from Djibouti |
| 4 | 12 | 15 | FourPlay |
| 5 | 15 | 12 | The Rat Pack...Slobber |
| 6 | 6 | 21 | Six Pack |
| 7 | 12 | 15 | Lucky Sevens |
| 8 | 18 | 9 | 8th Wonders |
| 11/27/98 | #1 | #2 | #3 | w/l |
| Team 8 | 26 | 14 | xx | 2-0 |
| Team 6 | 30 | 32 | xx | 0-2 |
| Team 8 Game Notes | ||||
| (players) --------- Shelbel Susy_b Tonline Jay_bn Lac-ey Aldali Athena7 Lky777 and Kristy (for the end) --------- (Comments) --------- Oh well... I think my pregame comments summed it all up: "Oh no, were playing 6 pak.. and THEY SHOWED UP!" Boots, bad cats, low turn-out and good play by sixpack gave the wonders a loss tonight.
Bot wants "words and phrases with 4 O's in them"? Okkk.. Oooo, you suck bot! |
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| Team 6 Game Notes | ||||
| (players) --------- Ski-Dude, Styleking, Yapp1, Krush, Surfie1, Disme, Jojo^, Rbot, XxGingerxX --------- (Comments) --------- Our games hero was a real-life hero today! Disme performed CPR on a man today possibly saving his life! You Go Dis! 8Th Wonders are probably the funnest team out there(short of the Pack that is)! |
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| 11/27/98 | #1 | #2 | #3 | w/l |
| Team 4 | 18 | 33 | 29 | 1-2 |
| Team 2 | 30 | 28 | 30 | 2-1 |
| Team 4 Game Notes | ||||
| (players) --------- Ana, Chas, Chita, Fita, Lomato & Vi --------- (Comments) --------- It was 3 very good games with the Lizards. lizards 30-18 FOURplay 33-28 & Lizards 30-29.. If we only knew 1 more black thing... --------- (reporter) vi711 |
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| Team 2 Game Notes | ||||
| (players) --------- Tripper^, GypsyLady1, LIZ^, Sibil, Jackson^, maltvinegar --------- (Comments) --------- Team Liz^ard met for a little fourplay tonight in Games-RidicTourney1. We slithered to a easy 30-16 win in the first game. Team 4 rallied to win the second game 33-28, however, the Nekkid Ones came away with the victory tonight with a win in a close third game 30-29. Sibil earned honorable mention for her ever improving performance. The team was small in numbers tonight, but played well against an evenly matched FourPlay team. --------- (reporter) Tripper^ |
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| 11/27/98 | #1 | #2 | #3 | w/l |
| Team 1 | 27 | 35 | 32 | 2-1 |
| Team 3 | 34 | 19 | 26 | 1-2 |
| Team 1 Game Notes | ||||
| (players) --------- Teddybear60 Nfnitti Judy-o Lilyr0 ArizonaTazMan Schmoook Juliett Paultab Rodran Twiggraider --------- (Comments) --------- The Raiders were Victorious tonight over the Awesome Rockers in Three gut wrenching games..(where are the paramedics?) The Rockers shot out of the gates in the first game, but the Raiders fought back in the next two, especially when the Raiders scored big in Spanish speaking countries..bueno?.. Wtg to Juliett and Rodran as they recieve tonights mvp's! Go Raiders! :-) --------- (reporter) Rodran |
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| Team 3 Game Notes | ||||
| (players) --------- Hope, littlediablo, ridaddict, summoner, sketchems, baggirl, niterocker --------- (Comments) --------- Bot was feeling really frisky tonight. Double point rounds were flying like the Raiders parrot. Virgin sacrifices didnt work either... Rockers were made to walk the plank in 3 very exciting games. Congrats Raiders.. next time parrot-under-glass. --------- (reporter) NiteRocker |
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| 11/27/98 | #1 | #2 | #3 | w/l |
| Team 7 | 35 | 36 | xx | 2-0 |
| Team 5 | 11 | 19 | xx | 0-2 |
| Team 7 Game Notes | ||||
| (players) --------- cyburgh, dagny, emma3, flaminjune, flamepyllar, jana21, lauree31, lightdancer, musicluvr, notmes, vrooomblonde and sapphirem2 --------- (Comments) --------- The LOLers were out in force again on a Friday night. The rats slobbered on us, bit us and did things on our keyboards that "just wasn't nice". The Lovely LOL Ladies must have wanted out of there quickly as the 7's took the Rats in two games. Vrooomblonde had a great game and was MVP with Honorable mentions to emma, flaminjune, flamepyllar and the steroid enhanced performance of notmes. --------- (reporter) cyburgh |
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| Team 5 Game Notes | ||||
| (players) --------- Present for the slaughtering were Wendyrat~, BuffyLou, Corwin, Texmania, Wattle and EV coming in late (but shescored really well) --------- (Comments) --------- Well, its another defeat for the RATS and win for the LOL's. We were so badly outnumbered I almost cried. First game wasnt' too bad until the Words with BB Cat came up and was swept by the LOL's . They killed us 35-11. The next game ended so quickly I don't have much to say. We died painfully, 36-19. Even Tex's POOP didn't give us the fighting spirit we usually have. Our MVP's were myself and Corwin.. although the rest of the RATS in attendance deserve the honors for not jumping ship! Until next time....... |
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