| The lava lamp award (carefully notice the shape
of the lava) |

Evil |
| The most likely to make you consider
cybercelibacy award |

Anekha & Dina |
| The international coffee cup award |

Blitzen, Cricket, Wattle & Jackson and any other international players I've
forgotten, who got up for games at 3am. |
| The "is it ridiculist or a beer
garden?" award |

Close tie: badgerlamb...or FITR of the GOLDEN helmet (sorry fitr...i looked for a
golden helmet...) |
| The "My darling, My Phallic Symbol"
award |
 Tibault...who by any other name would be as
cylindrical... |