Rating: PG (slash) Pairing: Vecchio/female, Vecchio/male, Vecchio/Fraser Category: poem Disclaimer: The characters used in the following story are not mine. I do not make any money out of this. It's written for fun and for the fans of the show. Feedback: [email protected]
Ray's Butt (rhyme/humour)
No matter if you need the love or just want the sex No matter if you're a Mountie or if you're an ex
If you see him as a main dish or as a dessert If you see him as an angel or as a pervert
Whatever you do to him in the middle of the night Whatever you plan for him, be it wrong or right
No matter if it's in your fantasy or the real thing No matter if it looks like loving or like fighting
Whether you are gay or whether you are straight There exists a sight rewarding for the wait: Ray's Butt
Ray's Butt (no rhyme/drama)
Men and women alike have complimented me on it And I was flattered and proud of it in my younger days.
Men and women alike have touched it with joy And I was surprised at the variety of touches
Men and women alike have kissed it with fervour And I was stunned by the strength behind those kisses
I cannot remember when those emotions changed I cannot remember why I feel insulted by praise
Peaches sounded sweet in my ears once Peaches sounds snidely now
Oh, Benny, this is all your fault Since I know you I feel no joy being with others Oh, Benny, this is all your fault All I wish for now is that only you touch... Ray's butt
