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| The Various Chicken McNugget Shapes |
| This is what is known as the rock shape. It is very rough and jagged and goes harshly down your throat when swallowed whole. If you notice there is an irregular zit near the center of the McNugget. That is actually a wart that I gave to it. Sorry about that. |
| This McNugget is in the shape of a boot. It is also referred to the McNugget of Italy or "Misshapen Television." The insides commonly consist of rat toes and caviar. Also emulsified into the spongy meat patty is part of my brain. Notice in this picture, I am trying to jam it back into my head. |
| This last shape is known as the perfect circle. It is known to be very deadly if swallowed and contains hi-fiber strands of fatty tissue. Notice its perfectly smooth surface. Just like a baby's arse. McNuggets taste better than the arses of babies though, especially when smothered in barbeque sauce. |
| Rock Shape |
| Boot Shape |
| Perfect Circle Shape |
| ABNORMAL ZIT |
| SMOOTH |
| NORMAL ZITS |
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