Are You Tough Enough for My Beautiful Ass?
UPDATE: The contests been won! Stay tuned for pics from the worlds craziest date!
Here it is....your chance to join the ranks of Hell! As it is well known, my ex-girlfriends have always been some of the finest upstanding young ladies society has to offer......to every guy they meet (OOOOOH, SNAP!), but I digress. Do you think you have what it takes to be ranked among these lil' demons?
To Enter:
Send me an email with the following...
you name
where your livin (dosen't have to be an adress, just so I know where this thing will take place
a picture of you
and a quick lil' statement on why you would make the perfect ex girlfriend for me!
What you win:
A Date with Jon Rivera: Worlds Strongest Man!
this includes:
An all expense paid trip to the movies!
A free bag o' ramen noodles, or hostess fruit pie! (you pick the flavor, sweetie)
Free dinner! (I'm not gonna lie, my college ass is broke...so nothin too fancy shcmancy)
and Public Humiliation as you get to dump me in any way you see fit!
Rules:
-I'm in New York City right now....so you can't be extremely far...but give it a whirl, you'd be surprised the lengths I'll go to for lovin.
-I gotta take some pics for the web site
-You can't kill me
That's all ya need to know.....so get them email's goin ladies......and I do stress...LADIES!