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Hands-down the fiercest and craziest competitor in the softball circuit, the Sparkplug will be appearing in his first Turkey Bowl of his career. Motivational speeches are not his forte - he prefers motivational screaming and jumping, leading his team to several comeback victories in the softball circuit this past season.
A man known for playing through pain, he is definitely as tough as the Diesel, made up of rusty nails and broken glass. Not even taking a line drive to the chest can slow down this competitor. Nothing can stop him, and when Turkey Bowl VI rolls around, he will set his eyes firmly on the coveted 40oz MYP trophy and let nothing stand in his way. |
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Looking to make his first career Turkey Bowl appearance, it is said this man moved all the way from Utah to participate in this legendary event. Demonstrating exceptional speed in the preseason, he has shown that his is a tough man to spot, being that he could easily hide behind a goalpost - the Mormons apparently didn�'t feed him too well. While you can' see him coming, you can certainly hear him coming. The piece of tin he drives can be heard approaching from several miles away.
Preseason games have demonstrated his ability to advance the pigskin through the running game, a quality not previously featured in the Turkey Bowl. However, perhaps his best asset to the Turkey Bowl is something the game has lacked in its 5 previous incarnations - a paramedic. Let's face it, it can get a little rough out there. |
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