All Wet by Wolfman!
The young red haired lass strolled down to the lake shore
for a swim. She appeared to be in her
mid twenties and was well toned from hard work. Long legs
disappearing into a thin white cotton
skirt that reached mid-thigh. Her firm upthrust breasts
were exposed by her short open shirt. She
was the millers daughter Gail! She walked to this hidden
cove to swim everyday...when it was warm
enough!
She walked down the familiar path to her private spot, she had never seen
anybody here.
Dropping her shirt and skirt she dove in,....swiming out
a little ways to the deep part. As she tread
water she got the feeling
she was being watched, turning she gazed at the shoreline.
Hmmmm...nothing! Well it was probably just her imagination
she thought. As she turned to swim she
felt as if something large had swam by under her, pausing
she wondered if a giant eel had moved into
the cove. If so she had better leave, turning and starting
for shore again she had almost reached the
shallower water when something brushed her leg.....the front
of it!! Stopping in fright she watched as
the water boiled right in front of her astonished eyes! Amid
great splashing and blowing appeared a
head in front of her......A Dragons head!
Hello
said the head, smiling with lots of teeth! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH she screamed,
A
Dragon!
Splashing noisily for shore she raced off into the bushes,
heedless of the scratches to her naked wet
body!
Racing into a small clearing she ran headlong
into a bearded man, dressed all in leather like a
woodsman or gamekeeper. "Help me help me help me a dragons
after me" she screamed as she
wrapped
her arms around his neck and proceeded to try and climb him!
Lurching backwards with an naked hysterical woman trying to climb onto
his shoulders Sir
John wondered what lorn had done this time!" MISS...MISS"...he
shouted as she got her feet
hooked into his belt for more upward leverage, tugging at his hair
as well. "Misssss" he shouted again
as she hooked a leg over his shoulder,"Yesss" she replied
as she paused in her upward struggle to
look into his astonished eyes!
How many times had a wet naked lady ran from the bushes to
try and climb on his shoulders before.
He had had a mad woman run from the bushes with a pitch fork
looking for LORN after her cat had
disappeared one time. But this topped all his encounters until now.
" Just what exactly are you
running from miss" he asked as he disentangled her fingers from his
hair.
"A man...errrrr...woman eating dragon is chasing me" she
exclaimed! I was swimming in the lake
when something touched my leg and then a dragon popped out
of the water and tried to eat me" she
exclaimed!
Sir John knew better then to laugh this close to a scared
silly woman...the last time it had earned him
a punch in the nose from a dainty fist!
" Where is this dragon now he asked"...knowing
good and well Lorn was probably lurking in the
bushes watching and snickering in delight at Sir Johns inability
to extract himself from the girls grasp.
"who are you girl...and where's your clothes " he asked
uncomfortably....looking around , feeling
very nervous with a naked redhead hanging on him.Knowing
this must look very compromising.
Lorn was going to pay for this one when he found him!
"my name is Gail and i'm the millers daughter...from
the village on the lower end of the lake"she
exclaimed.
"If my father and brothers were here they would protect me
from the dragon....their very protective
of me" she said as she hugged Sir John closer
and smiled up at him with those big blue eyes!
"Uh oh" ...Sir john thought, time to disentangle
himself completely and make a hasty retreat . This
was going where he didn't want to go...stranger in a strange
land with a scared naked girl hugging
him who had brothers! Another time maybe he might
of enjoyed the hug ...she was very pretty
but.....he had just wanted
a quiet swim and he had a very bad feeling about this to!
"Just how many brothers do
you have and how far away is this village of yours"...he asked?
" well i've got two brothers and the village is just over
that hill there" as she turned to point behind
herself, exposing everything she had to Sir john,
a lurking Lorn, Nature and her Father and two
brothers as they walked out of the
woods and stopped cold in their tracks at the sight!
"Oh Shit"..Sir John muttered as the astonished
Father and Brothers stared with open mouths and
bugging eyes at the bearded man holding their naked Gail!
You could see the astonishment leave
their faces to be replaced by anger
as their hands slowly reached for their belt knives!
"Oh Shit..Oh Shit..Oh Shit" Sir John began to
mutter as he tried to think of something to say and
backed away from Gail...looking around
for that trouble making dragon at the same time.
"Lorn where are you when i need you".....he wondered.
"Probably found himself a stray cat to
chase"!
As Sir John backed up, watching the anger build on Gails
menfolks faces as they looked from Sir
John to Gails naked body and back to him. Lorns head popped
up above the bushes he had been
watching from behind Sir John!
Well Gail saw Lorn and pointed at
him and exclaimed loudly "He..He..He tried to eat me". Her
Father and Brothers eyes were still locked on Sir John as
they advanced across the clearing and
thought she was talking about him! Sir John hadn't seen Lorn
show his trouble making head and all
he saw was Gail pointing in his direction! About this time
Sir Johns rapid retreat was halted by a
large oak...thump! Sir Johns head rebounded from the unforgiving
oak with a resounding thump as
stars circled his head rapidly!
In the mean time Gail had begun to jump up and
down and screaming at the top of her lungs "Get
him Daddy...Get him, He scared me! In the process of jumping
up and down certain portions of her
body had started to revolve rapidly...as had
Lorns eyes as he watched her! Presently with a
resounding snort, puff of
smoke and a shake of his head Lorn broke the trance her
revolveing...endowments had put upon him!
With the noisy snort and puff of smoke
Gails Father and Brothers had finally seen Lorns head
above the bushes and came to a foot sliding halt!
About two seconds later Gails fleeing body
slammed headlong into bobby her biggest and oldest brother,...WHUMP!
Knocking him flat on his
back and wondering what had left the dirty footprints
on his chest and kicked him in the nose?
Gails Father Josh and Brother bill proceeded to grab bobbies
horizontal form and drag him rapidly
after Gails fleeing form as she made a new path through the woods!
Laughing noisily and rolling in the bushes
Lorn thought this was great fun until a stout limb came
down on his head...BOP! "OWWWWW"...Lorn cried as he rolled
to his feet and rubbed his noggin
with a scaly fore paw! "Why did you do that Sir John...I
thought they were funny! As Sir John raised
his club again Lorn rapidly began retreating wondering why
Sir Johns face looked so Red? Sir John
was rapidly muttering over and over and getting louder all
the time.."Stray cats, sheep, spooked
horses,burnt castle, singed king and now a naked red head
and her family with sharp knives you
trouble making scaly fire starting GOOF!!
Whap!!Whap!! Sir john club beat a rapid tattoo on Lorns retreating
rump! "I'LL beat you to within
an inch of your fire belching life this time
you ...you...JINX!!!! Of course anybody who's had
dealings with dragons...especialy young ones knows this
would take days and days to do being as
dragons lived to a thousand years of age! Sir Johns arms would
tire long before he had beat any kind
of sense into Lorns hide!
After Sir Johns anger..(and strength)..had run
its course, he had a long talk with Lorn about stirring
up so much trouble. He had the distinct feeling it had went
in one scaly ear and floated out the other!
After the talk Sir John had saddled his horse and mounted, they
rode off in the OPPOSITE direction
that Gail and her family had run! Thinking back Sir John
thought this could of been fun...a naked red
hed,cool lake and the clearing all to themselves. All that
was needed was a picnic basket,wine and
music! Thinking of music he realized Lorn had stopped
and was looking back.Turning and listening
he could faintly hear something coming from the woods behind them!
Listening closely he could just make out many voices clammering...get
the dragon...get the man...get
the dragon...get the man!!
Sir John looked at Lorn and Lorn
looked at Sir John and Lorn said...."Think their looking for
us??"
Sir John just spurred his horse and said "why don't
you go ask them" as he rode away at a gallop!
Lorn looked after Sir John with a puzzled look , then he looked
in the direction of the angry sounding
voices. A sudden look of understanding could be seen to cross
his face and a remembrance of sharp
pointed objects in the hands of the last crowed that had
sounded like this. "UHHH...I don't think so"
Lorn muttered..."He must of been joking" Turning and beating
a hasty retreat after Sir Johns fleeing
form Lorn Yelled, "HEY!!!.....WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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