Number: 50 Title: Bad Jared! Type: Fan fiction ---------- Synopsis: ---------- Most of a Star Wars plot, but with a mix of DBZ and CoW characters. ---------- Scenes: ---------- Gohan: Anyway, it says it's looking for someone named James Rahn. Maybe he's a relative of your's... James: (stunned) Oh... James _Rahn_. There's a name I haven't heard in a while. Gohan: You know him? James: Well of course I do! He's me! Gohan: Wait, you fought with my father in the Cell Games? James: Aheh... yeah, you musta been nine, ten? Gohan: Wow. So you're a Jedi? ---------- Dave: Train him I will not. James: Pleeease... Dave: Dead you are, remember? Ask for much you should not. James: Was I so different when you taught me? Dave: There is also much hatred in him. James: He can learn, I know he can! Dave: Erm... He is too old. James: (sighs; pulls out the guns) You asked for it!!! ---------- Vader: I am your father, Gohan... Search your feelings, you know this to be true... Gohan: No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ---------- Episode 1 notes: characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi: Young James Rahn Qui-Gon Jin: Tienshinhan Yoda: Dave Handleton Vader: Monkey-boy, Goku Son. Princess Liea: Videl Satan Darth Maul: Hiroshi Takona Senator Palpatine: Vegeta Queen of the Naboo: Chi Chi (she's a princess anyway!) Padme: Kat ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Opening: {cholocate is a little too cheesy, but Degobah is "Durankov" and Tatooine wouldn't be "Cheese", so... maybe Cheesecake?} Episode 1: WE ARE SORRY... SO SORRY A bunch of people are whining and complaining about taxes. Nothing new, but often great conflicts are spawned from small, soupy debates such as these. In a blatent attempt to totally dominate the people of the small planet called Chocolate, the evil Illuminati Trade Federation (logo for this week: "We're not evil, really!") has has decided that a classically overbearing military prescence is in order. Now, as the so-called legal experts wave flags and make noises about fixing the problem without really doing anything about it, Da Man decides to take matters into his own hands (which is his right), and sends two Jedi in to kick ass and take names--er, resolve the situa- tion quickly and "peacefully"... ---------- Outline: ---------- Scene: The Jedi arrive on a space station, held by the Illuminati Trade Federation (ITF). James confesses his unease, a sense of forboding gripping him. Upstairs, the Illuminati's chieftains decide having Jedi in their midsts is anything but good, and the adventure's off! Scene: Run through the ship. First, a trip straight to the bridge, but when cornered by sheilded droids, James and his Master are forced to retreat to the planet Chocolate. Scene: Hanger, the two Jedi stow aboard the invasion fleet for a trip to the surface. Scene: Bridge, the Queen of Chocolate (Mmmm...) tries to reason with the Visroy. Scene: Chocolate throne room, the Queen talking with Vegeta. Vegeta is assuring them that his men have reached the ITF ship and that the negotiations talk that the Visroy gave her is pure bull, but then his signal fades... invasion. The Queen is reluctant to fight off the ITF's soldiers, but few options remain to make the Visroy see reason. Scene: Planet surface, the landing fleet arrives and is warned to keep an eye out for James and his Master. Scene: Planet surface chase with tanks and flying mobiles; James and Tien meet Trey, a local with a strange accent. They move along, looking to keep out of sight of the droids. Scene: Swamp, where James, Tien, and Trey take to water on their way to the Gun-Gun city. Scene: Gun-Gun city. Boss Nass gives the Jedi the Final Word. Scene: Underwater, the Jedi make a short treck throgh the planet's core, and learn a little bit about why Trey was banished from Gun-Gun city. Scene: ITF Station, Vetega (in battle gear?) gives good news to the Visroy. Scene: Back to the underwater adventure. Tien: Relax. James: Geeze... what's wrong with you. Tien: He'll be fine. Scene: INVASION FLEET TAKES OVER CHOCOLATE CAPITAL! But then the Jedi jump in and take the kidnapped Queen and envoy. Quickly, they move to leave the planet and contact the Republic. Scene: Hanger on planet surface, where the Jedi have a little slash-fest freeing pilots and taking away the Queen. The Queen isn't immediately agreeable, but finally decides to go. Unwittingly, Trey finds himself drawn into the mess. Scene: Chocolate orbit. Large battle scene, you know the drill. Scene: ITF base. Vegeta unveils his right hand man, Hiroshi. The Visroy are unimpressed, but Vegeta promises taht Hiroshi Takona will be more than up to the task of hunting down and killing James Rahn and Tienshinhan, while recovering the Queen. Scene: Chocolate cruiser, heading for Tatoine. A few formalities, including one droid, are moved out of the way, with Tien arguing to get them onto a safe planet to repair and refuel the ship. Trey has a short talk with one of the handmaidens. Scene: Tatoine, where Tien, Trey, and Kat make their way into a spaceport. Their first stop is a dealer where we meet a young boy with a tail named Goku. Scene: After that, and the ship turning nothing worth staying for, Tien starts hunting around for enough cash to get the needed parts. There Goku saves Trey from becoming a nice grease spot courtesy of a slick but dangerous racer named Akio. Scene: Later, Goku takes them back to his house where he lives with his grandfather, Gohan. Goku shows Kat his new robot (think of a name! think of a name!). Scene: Back aboard the ship, a transmission from home confirms their worst fears. James Rahn warns the crew NOT to send a signal of any kind. Scene: Meanwhile, at Courscant, we see Vegeta and Hiroshi Takona talking of EVIL things. Scene: A pleasant dinner conversation around the young prodigy fighter with Jedi powers (Strongest Under the Heavens! YEAH!). Gohan is reluctant to watch his only son go out into a deathmatch, but... Scene: Back in the parts shop, Tien makes a deal with the proprietor (Bob) to let Goku fight in the Ten-whatever. Scene: That day, there's the revelation of Goku's unusual appearance and abilities. We move to the training scene where Trey is used for target practice and Kat helps out. Scene: Goku's cells are tested. And that night, Hiroshi sends out some Genoni droids. Scene: Next day, Tien ups the bet to frightening levels. Then, it's into the ring, where one Jacky Chun makes things hard on the young Goku. Scene: With the parts in hand, Tien returns to the city once more to get Goku and bring him with the rest of the crew. On the way back, Tien confronts Hiroshi, fighting the Sith Lord to a standstill while Goku is to make his getaway. Scene: Short ajorn onboard where introductions are made and a blossoming romance between Kat and Goku (well, not really, should we drop in Chi Chi for the real Queen and Kat for her handmadain? Kat is tough enough...) Scene: We meet Vegeta on Courscant at long last. Tien: I must speak with the Jedi council. Things have gotten... complicated. James: I'm getting one of those feelings. Scene: Vegeta makes the Queen an offer she should (maybe) refuse. Scene: In the Jedi council chambers, we meet the masters themselves and talk of what is to be done about Hiroshi Takona... and the new mystery. Scene: Goku has a short wishing well, looking for Kat. Scene: The Republic Senate, where we see things turn against the Chancellor, and Vegeta preps Chi Chi for his move. Scene: Outside, at sunset, James and Tien talk of what must be done. Tien has decided already that he will teach the boy. Scene: Before the Jedi council, Goku wants to free the slaves and bring peace to the universe. Unfortunately, they judge him unfit for training. Scene: Unable to move from under the thumb of the ITF, Vegeta, though commanding the Senate, is unable to sway views quickly enough. Chi Chi decides to leave for Chocolate (this sounds so stupid it is perfect). Scene: Back to the council. Knowing the political situation, the council wants James, Tien, and Goku are sent back to Chocolate to extend the conflict and draw out Hiroshi Takona. However, they sense Goku is dangerous and do not want him trained. Scene: Ready to leave, Tien tells James that he feels it necessary to train Goku. Scene: Back on Chocolate, the Visroy are advised by Vegeta that Hiroshi Takona is arriving to take care of matters personally. Scene: On the ship, and the on surface, the group returns home. Trey is to get help from Gun-Gun city. Scene: On Chocolate, this becomes a long scene as Chi Chi asks for help from Boss Nass. Scene: Once help is approved, forces amass. Back at the main city, Vegeta tells them to prepare for all-out war. Back in the swamp, the plan of attack is laid out, prepping us for the Main Battle Scene. Scene: Back and forth as a big war alternates with a small group sneaking inside the castle to confront the Visroy. Scene: As the Gun-Gun people (led by Trey) head into battle against the droids, James and Tien face Hiroshi. Goku, meanwhile, goes for a little spin. Scene: In the power center of the Castle, Hiroshi murders Tien, but James manages to avenge his master's death. Scene: Now that the battle is won, Vegeta comes to Chocolate to talk with Chi Chi. Dave confers with James, finally relenting and allowing Goku to become the young Jedi's Padwan. Scene: The funeral pyre for Tienshinhan. Scene: Ending parade. Need this go on?