Number: 34

Title: Durankoville

Type: Original fiction side-story

Comedy


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Synopsis:
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First, the story list in chronological order:

Chronicles of War (ending chopped off and changed)
SIDESTEP:EVANGELION
No Need For Sidestep
Sidestep Does Gundam Wing
Sidestep Takes a Vacation
Untitled (Sylvia and the Sailor Scouts) idea 16
The Victors of Tomorrow
Untitled (Uncertain of title; ending story) idea 94

This is the epilogue, the humorous one, to that series of stories.
Durankoville is a small town in Montana basically headed by the
Sidestep:Evangelion cast, who tries to live out "normal" lives.
Understanding the previous eight tales will make this one make an awful
lot of sense.

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Drammatis Personae.

James Rahn - Crazed killer, loving father, female alien super warrior
under the influence of cold water, dedicated and obedient husband.

Arcana - Legendary Super-Saiyjin warrior, James' cursed side, short,
sexy and the second most powerful fighter in existence.

Miko Mido - Half-demon astrial protector, loving mother, crazed wife,
oversexed chick.

Alex Mido - Near-immortal super warrior, oppressed teenager, terminal
prankster, martial arts expert, Son of James.

Ed Flemming - Master weapon maker, lover of big explosions, caring
father, wise and gentle as a Texas politician on a quart of gin.

Kei Flemming - Trouble consultant, total babe, lover of massive weapons
and large explosions, strict yet understanding mother.

Sylvia Flemming - Daddy's little girl, powerful fighter, giggling
teenager, intelligent and dangerous as a curious panther.

John Barker - Conspiracy expert, communications expert, reincarnated as
a velociraptor.

Dave Handleton - Taking care of business kind of guy, retired super-
assassin, local politician.

Kate Dogson - 


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Scenes:
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"She's been--been--_defiled_!"

"Dad, I've had--"

"SILENCE! Look what your _son_ has done to my _daughter_!"

James pointed and shouted, caught up in the emotion of the moment. "Look
what your _daughter_ has done to my _son_!"

Both youths glared at James. They were used to this sort of behavior,
but being teenagers, they weren't going to take it lying down.

"He was messed up before she got to him!"

Now the glares were directed at Ed.

"You gotta point there." James mused.

"Daaad!" Alex said with puppy-dog eyes.

"He's half demon!" Ed thundered.

"Proudly!" Miko trumpeted.

"Mom!"

James felt the need to counter and jabbed a finger at Sylvia. "Well...
she's your spawn!"

Sylvia crossed her arms with an echoing shout of "Proudly!"

"Way to go, dad."

"He's right honey, that was a little harsh."

"I'm sorry, Sylvia."

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