Number: 30

Title: RIPOFF!

Type: Original fiction

Action Parody

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Synopsis:
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A story of crass cliches and pointless plots ripping off practically
everything in existence in the most unusual and bizarre ways possible.

Fourth wall? This isn't a construction manual, people.

Meet Hiro Acton. A writer and part time arms dealer, shows up for a
party. His 'lucky red (Ranma) shirt' gets trashed by his best friend,
and Hiro goes a little crazy, vowing that he will avenge his shirt. In
the mall in the San Deigo area, he meets his nemesis, a random person he
is very distantly related to who is part of a bizarre cult centered
around critizing Hiro's works. They start a gunfight in the middle of
the mall, while Jugo the Arms Dealer, Bennedict's Knife in Your Back,
and Jungles 'R' Us are having a sort of booth fair in the middle of the
store. They cheese off several classic Chuck Noris/Silvester Stalone
films.

Eventually, Hiro kills his nemesis, Ran Dom Evelgai. No sorry tears or
emotionally wrecking scenes here. Hiro's girlfriend, Sandra Pussy, shows
up mere minutes after Evelgai's demise and the two slide off camera
after a little nookie.

-End episode 1.