| If you're feeling good, don't worry; you'll get over it. Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. You will always find something in the last place you look. A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth. Everybody lies but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow time. He is a fool to leave things close at hand to follow what is out of reach. You may find the worst enemy or the best friend in yourself. What the heart thinketh; the tongue speaketh. It is much easier to repent of sins we have commited than to repent those we intend to commit. The greatest advantage of living in a free country is that a man can do as his wife pleases. He who knows most speak least. He who knows little soon repeats it. He that knows nothing doubts nothing. Happy is the man who expect nothing for he shall not be disappointed. Where there is no hope there can be no endeavour. To keep from falling is better than to hold on. The giving of love is an education in itself. Love, friendship and smiles are like currency. They must be kept in constant circulation. Three essentials of happiness; something to do, something to love, something to hope for. I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I'm with you. Some of the four letter words that will shock any bride; cook, wash, dust, iron. Judging by the divorce rate, a lot of people who said, "I do", don't. May good luck follow you wherever you go and never catches up with you. I would never have believed that story if I hadn't started it myself. Marriage is one of the main causes of divorce. In order to bring peace in the world, we must be prepared to go to war for it. The trouble with marriage is that while every woman is at heart a mother every man is at heart a bachelor. |
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