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| THIS JUST IN | |||||||||||||||
| with J. Jonah Jameson | |||||||||||||||
| MEGALOMANIA MAN ON RAMPAGE! | |||||||||||||||
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| Well I'll be a monkey's whatever-you-want. The goddamn city is being terrorised by that shmuck Megalomania Man! He's been caught in the act carrying out horrific executions of innocents in the name of his world domination campaign. When questioned from a safe distance why the blazes he was committing these acts, he replied merely with...this...I can't describe...like somekinda megalomaniacal laughter! Our interviewers were instantly vapourised! He'll pay for these nefarious crimes - deep down I know he's just James Thornbury, and believe you me, he'll be brought to justice. Where the hell is Tankman when you need him?! | |||||||||||||||
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| I tell you something, if Tankman doesn't do something soon, I may have to take matters into my own hands. He can't get away with this. So it's all very well for Tankman to bust his way through my goddamn walls and wreck my office but he can't get his butt to the scene of a crime? Getouttahere! Maybe I'll have to teach him a lesson too. The schmuck. Watch this space folks, this one's far from being over. ~JJ. |
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