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Yur name : Mr Negro
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Yur patter : I am a friend of JOnathan Collins and a' am not amused ba' the slander he is sooferin'. A' can testify that he has very glitaaa free blonde hair. The next remark will eaRn you an ass Kickin.... I KID YOU NOT!
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Yur name : Mr Negro
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Yur patter : I am a friend of JOnathan Collins and a' am not amused ba' the slander he is sooferin'. A' can testify that he has very glitaaa free blonde hair. The next remark will eaRn you an ass Kickin.... I KID YOU NOT!
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Yur name : Mr Negro
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Yur patter : A' know A' sent it twice! A' did it on purpose.
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Yur name : Ronald Mac Donald
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Yur patter : HEY YOU LEAVE THOSE MATCHES KIDS! :) ( we do Ron Ron Ron we do Ron Ron) NEVER PUT YOUR NOB IN THE WAFFLE IRON! :) (we do Ron Ron Ron we do Ron Ron) WIIIILLLLL YOU PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH? ;) ( NO RON RON RON NO NO RON RON!)
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Yur name : Mr Caucasian
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Yur patter : Hey Mr Niggah, I mean Negro. Are you trying to copy me with the name. Cause if you are, I'll get my good friend R. MacDonald to boot your black ass up and down Harlem, with his Ron Dog!!!!!!
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Yur name : Linz
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Yur patter : i demand u put up a site of neil coffey. jus some gay shit will do. fanx xxxx www.geocities.com/fairystyler
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Yur name : Louise
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Yur patter : morning starfish!!!!! well done ricardo!!!!!!
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Yur name : louise
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Yur patter : let's have more lyrics to the ron song guys!!!!!!!
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Yur name : Chrissy
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Yur patter : James your dumped!
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Yur name : James american bird
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Yur patter : james, im a grown man now and i dont want to go out with u anymore!!!
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Yur name : James Eduardo Mcdonald Thornbury
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Yur patter : i would just like to say that.....oooohhh, u wanna play with my dog......i mean im a rondog, bebababababo,
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Yur name : Quack Quack
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Yur patter : I think you know who this is Richy!!!!
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Yur name : Paulo
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Yur patter : Ur website needs to decide if's its Celtic or the scum? Until then i will not be on ur site again! Amen
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Yur name : Richy (Yes the real one)
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Yur patter : Nice to see the ron song taking off. Wait til you see James storming the charts with it in Zimbabwe...
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Yur name : Tankman
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Yur patter : Hello citizens! Tankman here. I just want to remind you kids to look both ways before you cross the road! And never let James give you any Werther's Originals!Up up and away!(here comes my bus)
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Yur name : Sian
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Yur patter : Hows Jenna Rikardo?
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Yur name : One Very Happy Rangers Fan
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Yur patter : 2-0, YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! get it up ya's ya bunch of pricks!!!!
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Yur name : Captain Jen
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Yur patter : Well Richard young man I must say that you are Captain Downsyndrome and this is your ship. I acquired your site from Linz and she assured me it was of literary merit and I fucked Willow from Buffy. Except I clearly made that up. But it would be swell, and
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Yur name : Oh God no...
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Yur patter : I assume that was Jennifer Sneddon then. Goddamnit. Ah well, there's someone for you all to fight. I may join you all on that one. Crazy Jen may find some opposition here.
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Yur name : Richy
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Yur patter : Sorry, forgot to put my name, that last one was me. Just to re-affirm this site's status as an anti-Sneddon organisation.
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Yur name : Alan D
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Yur patter : I want more porn.........
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Yur name : Dome
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Yur patter : Brannigan is a fat tart!!!!!
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Yur name : The Fart Generator
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Yur patter : Naw ee izneigh
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Yur name : Owner of BAWBAG.COM
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Yur patter : Cheers fur signin ma guestbook. Yer sites pish by ra way.
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Yur name : John Doe
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Yur patter : hey richy! just monitored yer wab page. who are the nice ladies with the super Jugs sittin next to the smelly dick?
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Yur name : Richy (The Real One)
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Yur patter : That would be Keelie and Lucy...heh heh heh...and how many photos have YOU got of yourself in such a priveleged position?
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Yur name : The GingerBeard Man
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Yur patter : Guess who it is kids, thats right its me Ron, But dont tell any one. Im using this false name, because Tankman discovered my RonDog buisness and told the police, see you kids tonight!
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Yur name : Big Rob
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Yur patter : How you doing richy. Yoursite needs more porn and more jokes and more hounds and more Zakythos,Tsvili pictuers. PETER LOVENKRANDS IS DA BEST.
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Yur name : The Phantom
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Yur patter : Richy has a rusty willy
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Yur name : Richy (The Real One)
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Yur patter : This is a disclaimer just to say I'm not responsible for anything anyone says on this site. I say this because Mr Fitz actually found the address. A joke's a joke, but the one about Alan was off the page. No more of it.
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Yur name : Banshee Child (Claire)
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Yur patter : the do who of the what now?
I'm lost now
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Yur name : Laura
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Yur patter : Kevin is really good in bed!!! sorry gemma!!
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Yur name : Richy (The Real One)
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Yur patter : Yes, that was actually Laura. She's good in bed too.
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Yur name : The Phantom
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Yur patter : the only reason richy knows this is because he videotaped her in bed with his grandad
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Yur name : Banshee Child (Claire)
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Yur patter : What demons are these....
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Yur name : Lindsay
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Yur patter : Hey ya, Richy, I am taking the bouncing LinTIT heads off my site so u have my permission 2 use em if u want. n thanx 4 ur comments on my breasts..... Luv Linz xx
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Yur name : Richy (The Real One)
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Yur patter : O-ho! So my Grandad had Laura did he? Fair play to him, remind me to congratulate him next time I see him! Well done that man!
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Yur name : Gemma (The Real One)
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Yur patter : Piss off Laura! At least I'm not a stupid tart.....
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Yur name : the Phantom (the real one)
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Yur patter : Tarts wey hey when wallace bled?
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Yur name : Richy(SERIOUSLY the real one)
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Yur patter : Right.....the fanny who thinks he's me has got it wrong - i sook the bum
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Yur name : Banshee Child (Claire)
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Yur patter : split personality disorder can be very serrious ya know
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Yur name : Emmz
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Yur patter : I hope you know how much hassle I'm going to, to make this CD for you Richard Mackay!!! You're lucky Counting Crows are such a damn good band!
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Yur name : Richy
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Yur patter : Okay, stop taking the piss now. You know I'll just delete 'em.
Love, The Management.
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Yur name : Banshee Child (Claire)
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Yur patter : fine if the management don't like the patter we'll go on strike
(btw how the hell do you delete guestbook messages anyway)
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Yur name : The Management
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Yur patter : Ha ha ha! It's all rather simple really...or is that just the people who sign the guestbook...? Who knows...
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