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THE DAVY TROY FAN PAGE |
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For those of you unlucky enough not to have encountered this phenomenon, David J. Troy is Adam's dad and a living legend. No man is yet to utilise swear words to such incredible effect as the man you see before you. He also works for the tax. I am known to him only as 'The Tosser.' So here, we pay tribute to this legend...with some of his greatest quotes. |
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The 'heroin photo.' |
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The 'squashed heid' photo. |
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"Yer pricks. Yer all pricks. But Richard McKay, you are the biggest prick I have ever met in all my life." |
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"Christine, I've shat myself!" |
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"Adam, you're a spastic." (As Adam tries to insert a tape) |
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"Fuck's sake Christine, why won't you let the tosser into the house? You might as well ask him tae come in here and shite through the eye of a needle!" |
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"FAAAAAAKK!" |
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"Here's a couple of beers lads...don't get drunk and fuck each other." |
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"Yee! Yee hee hee hee hee hee!!" (On hearing of various things including the Queen Mother's death) |
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"See? See? That's what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" (Upon hearing of his daughter's bike being run over) |
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"No, I just thought I'd smear it all over myself!" (Being asked if he washed his hands after dealing with someone's diahhrea incident) |
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"Oh shite, I'm about to be Harried." (Upon seeing my Grandad approaching) |
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"Fuck off. Richard's Johnny Red because he wanks." (In response to me calling him 'Delia Smith because he cooks.') |
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"He's out riding his bike...LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL." (When I asked where Adam was) |
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"Tam Coll - major homo." (Asked for his opinion of my uncle.) |
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