with J. Jonah Jameson
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| THIS JUST IN with J. Jonah Jameson |
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| JONATHAN'S NEW HAIRCUT REVEALS HIDEOUS GINGER TRUTH | |||||||||||
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| Who is Jonathan Collins? He's a CRIMINAL, that's wharreiz. A criminal. And what happens here, he goes down to the barber under the recommendation of some hobo who shall remain nameless, and gets a haircut. He comes back. BOOM! Rumours fly of gingerness and there's the proof. Is he paranoid? Well, the gossip starts flying and he's FLEEING THE SCENE - there, whaduzthattellya. He could be ginger, he could not be. That's left to your conscience and his. Glitter in the hair? It's all just a myth. How does he know he didn't fall asleep in the chair and his barber dyed it ginger while he was out cold? Well then, the crucial question remains - Does he trust his barber? I know I do. ~J.J.J.~ |
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