My life�s fucked up, how�s yours?
Oh, you got a new job? Pays well! Christmas bonus!
Looking at a big promotion!
Wow, that�s great!
My life�s fucked up, how�s yours?
Oh, you�re getting married? High school sweetheart!
Taking an exotic honeymoon!
A hot date! A new love!
My life�s fucked up, how�s yours?
Oh, you got a new car? Latest model! All the extras!
Great highway AND city mileage!
Brand new stereo system!
My life�s fucked up, how�s yours?
Oh, you wake up smiling? Love the new day!
Sun is shining and the birds are chirping!
Looking at life through rose-colored glasses!
My life�s fucked up, how�s yours?
Oh, you�re in good health? No aches and pains!
No feeling sick in the pit of your stomach!
No pounding in your head!
My life�s fucked up, how�s yours?
Oh, you�re not losing your mind? Not dreading life!
Not slowly losing your grip on reality!
Don�t lie awake in bed dreading life!
My life�s fucked up, how�s yours?
Oh, you�re not anti-social? Not scared of public places!
Don�t have panic attacks in crowds!
See only the negative of everything!
My life�s fucked up, how�s yours?
Oh, your life isn�t total crap? Thing going good for you!
Haven�t lost everything you ever cared about!
Not trapped in a downward spiral! Good for you!
Oh, me? How am I doing?? Well�
MY LIFE�S FUCKED UP, HOW�S YOURS?
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