Welcome to my new Website.
I used to work on television for ESPN.
But now that that's over,
I have a new line of work.
Pills.
Yes that's right, pills.
You want pills, we got'em.
Red ones. Blue ones. Pink ones.
Payment is cash only and pick-up
is at any Denny's parking lot.
You won't need anything like a
pesky prescription. Oh no my
friends. And there's no limit.
We carry hydrocodene pills.
We carry uppers.
We carry downers.
My housekeeper and I
have it all in stock.
So place your order in the Guestbook
below and be the first on your block to
listen to my radio show the way it was
intended to be listened to.
Buzzed out of your Mind!!!!
Damn am I buzzed. Those little
pink pills are frikkin' great.
Where's my housekeeper?
I need more pills dammit.
Hey, you out there. Start ordering!
Now dammit! Did you hear me?
Place your frikkin' order. Now!
This webpage is cheap and addictive.
Just like I am.
Just a note here folks. I'll be in rehab..err.
on vacation for the next month or so.
