Adult Children Of Raving Narcissists

The Nut Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree – But It Can Roll Away

Application for ACORN Membership

Parent

Name

Address

City, St, Zip

Phone

E-mail

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Relationship

c Long-Suffering Mother

c Long-Suffering Father

Applicant’s Name & Address (optional)

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Reason for application

c Guilt

c Spite

c Self-Pity

c Parent finally gave me permission

How did you come to realize your parent is a narcissist?

c Suspected I had a thought my parent wasn’t aware of

c Several therapists pointed it out

c Saw “Ordinary People” and thought Timothy Hutton was my brother

c Parent invited all his/her friends to my birthday party and none of mine

c One day realized I had two parents and wondered why I hadn’t noticed before

How will your ACORN membership benefit your parent?

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Please describe your parent’s greatest achievement and how it has made your life worth living.

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Then why are you such an ungrateful child?

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Does your parent know you are applying for ACORN membership?

c Yes

c No

If “No”, then what are you trying to hide from your parent, and what makes you think you can get away with it?

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Signatures:

Parent__________________________________________________________________________________

Applicant________________________ (optional)