(PUI) Polands worst air disaster occured today when a small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery and exploded early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening,
1) Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2) Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at five minute intervals.
3) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restroom.
4) Walk up to an employee and tell him/herin an official tone, "'Code 3"in housewarws.". . . and see what happens.
5) Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers that you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people leave just leave me alone?"
9) Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knoes where the anti- depressants are.
11) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"theme.
12) In the auto department, practice your "Maddona" look using different sized funnels.
13) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!", "PICK ME!
14) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
(And ,last but not least!)
15) Go into the fitting room and shut the door; wait awhile, and then yell, ery loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"