This is "The Tube". Note how I cannot fit on this train, explaining why I am outside it.
A plush "c2c" train, which you can see below as well. Note how we have scummy trains in comparison.
Look! She refused to be on this site, so legally we have to do this. If she shouts at me for it, I can sue her. I think.
Look look I'm at Southend now! To be fair, this is about five miles from where I'm meant to be. It's full of rudes, too...
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE BECOME, YOU LITTLE CONFUSED RUDETTE! KAT TOOK A PHOTO OF YOU! AHAgay.
I swear this is the world's smallest street. Look at it, for criminy's sake.Seriously, you couldn't fit a car down there, could you?
But we all know why you came here really...
HARDCORE HOMOEROTIC PORNOGRAPHY! LOOK BELOW! LOOOOOOK!
I asked this man if I could take his photo, he agreed. He's a nice man. Works at Liverpool Street Underground Station. One day, he'll find this site, and I'll say FLOAT to him. Not sure why. It'll be fun, though, won't it? Watch this space...
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