Rica:The POWERPUFF GIRLS...gone Gundam?
Yep...you guessed it. Duo is Bubbles...Heero is Blossom...and WuFei is Buttercup. Here's our minature fanfic...
Noin: (groan) sweetie...stop trying to scare off our friends.
Sally: Someone has been drinking too much cocoa nut drinks. Who made these? (Sally raised her cocoa nut drink, eyeing it. As did everyone else... Duo came prancing back happily, holding many of his own cocoa nut drinks...)
Duo: Like the drinks I made? They're 99.99999 percent alcohal!
(Trowa emptied his cocoa nut, as did many. Poor Zechs had drank TOO much...)
Heero: Duo, you idiot.
Quatre: ALCOHAL?! Alcohal is bad, and us kids shouldn't be drinking it...Oh! Wait till the cops find out...they'll take you away for sure!!! (Quatre huddled into a little ball, practcially scaring himself of his own predictions. Trowa cocked his one eyebrow, looking at authors)
Trowa: Since when was Quatre so paranoid? (In a blunt, robot like voice)
Authors:...er....since now...
Trowa: that's not right. Quatre doesn't deserve....
Quatre suddenly jumped intoTrowa's lap, scared out of his mind.
Quatre:...hold me...
Trowa:...nevermind...
WuFei growled, shouting to Sally: NO! I DO NOT WEAR A THONG YOU STUPID WEAK ONNA!!
Sally: Oh come on...you know you do...
WuFei: Grrrr you incompetant being! There is no way you will know what type of undergarments I wear!
Sally: That's not what you said last night... (she teased)
WuFei:AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Suddenly....a weird, mysterious lokking hentai/crack fairy appeared out of no where...it was skinny, with vicious teeth, messy hair, and puffy eyes. (basically, Bunny in the morning)
Bunny: HEY! Rica....I'm going to kill you...
Rica: heehee, anyways, Bunny...er...ah, the "fairy" pranced around the cast, waving her wand high in the air.
Fairy: Bad news guys...the entire cast of my favorite show is sick...so I need you to take their place!
Relena: What? Is it a soap opera? I love soap operas...
But before the cast of GW could argue, the wand was lifted, and then POOF! The fairy was left alone on the beach...laughing. She then noticed the left cocoa nuts...and smiled with glee.
Fairy: I'll drink these while I watch the show.
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WuFei, Duo , and Heero were fast asleep in a cute little bed, consisting of three colors. Heero awoke,now in a cute little gown that matched his eye color. He yawned, in his same voice, but something seemed horribly wrong. he looked first to his hands....but there were none....just stubs...and then he saw a pink-ish red little skirt on him. He then floated out of bed, to a mirror. The image he saw, scared him.
Heero: SH**!!
Duo: Shut up Heero, some people are trying to sleep. (Duo said sheepishly.)
Heero saw a blue dress on Duo...and his hair...his hair was now in TWO braids, both on the side of his head. And then he looked to Wufei...who's hair was curled into Buttercup's style, as he wore a green little skirt.
WuFei: YAWN...what are you doing in my be- HOLY SH**!!! (WuFei shouted, flipping backwards off the bed. he saw Duo lying there snuggly in bed...yet his body had been deformed by some demon. He then looked in Heero's direction!) AHH! You too!?
Heero: We're not the only ones...(Heero shoved a mirror in WuFei's now round face.)
WuFei:GAHHHHHH!!! My eyes! They're like watermelons now!!!
Duo:GUYS! Keep it down! (he said sleepily)
Wufei: DUO! Are you crazy!? Look at us! Look at yourself! (WuFei shook Duo, until his huge eyes opened.)
Duo:.....duuuuuddddeeeee....this is sweet!
Heero:Hn?
Duo: Don't you see...we are the (special music) POWERPUFF GILRS!!!
WuFei:Power what?
Duo: you know...that OTHER anime everyone keeps talking about...fighting crime, before bedtime? Powerpuff...(Duo began singing the theme song, as both Heero and Wufei nodded, now understanding...)
Heero: Why the hell are WE powerpuffies, or what ever? What's this all about, Duo?
Duo: What do I look like, the zookeeper? How should I know?
WuFei: You're the one who seemes to know all about the damn puff girls! Maybe YOU did this! I AM NOT A GIRL!!!
Duo: You're a powerpuff girl, and no...I have no bleeding idea why we're like this...but c'mon guys...I mean, girls. Let's enjoy ourselves!
Heero and WuFei glared silently at Duo....
Duo: Ok then, let's at least go downstairs and figure out what we can do to change this...
Heero and Wufei nodded.
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